Yandere male headcanons (Don't spam pls!)

Thor (Record of Ragnarok )

(I had so much fun making yandere headcanons for Thor bc I'm a huge simp for him😩👌🏻)

-Thor like Poseidon = another yandere who would be very dangerous to have. Well, he would be to others, not to you, though

- HAVE YOU SEEN HOW GINORMOUS THIS MAN IS!? HE'S FRICKIN 7 FOOT 2 (and that's not the only thing that's enormous 😀👌🏻) Yeah, so don't mess with him unless you want to literally have your insides bleed💀

- Never let's anyone get too close to you, well, only a fool would approach you after knowing how obsessed Thor is with you👍🏽

- Thor is a soft dom. You cant change my mind about that😒

- Touches himself thinking about your future together, so, um, be prepared to hear.... "Sounds"

- Please don't anger this man. PLEASE DO NOT. Or else you're gonna get 👉🏻🤰🏼🤰🏼👈🏻

- Thor is usually very gentle while doing "it" but push him over the edge, and he's gonna make sure his scent will never leave your body, no matter how much you try to cover it with perfume. "Just give it up, my love. Any God or human with a good nose would know that you smell just like me~"

-Thor has killed countless of other Gods, Goddesses, and humans who have made you cry. Even if you get scared after he comes back home with blood all over him, he still doesn't stop.

- Wants 10 kids...that's all I'm gonna say

                                                       🤰🏼Fluffy headcanons🤰🏼

- Thor is into Petite and shy women (he thinks it's adorable how you hide behind him when   You're scared.

- If you are scared of thunder, Thor cuddles you and covers your ears, whispering sweet things. OR. He just stops the thunder with his hammer. Of course, he definitely prefers the first one.

- Does your hair all the time, and if you want, he will dye your hair red his.

- Let's you trace your fingers over his muscles and abs. He also lets you play with his man boobs (Your so lucky🤤🤤)

- Loves seeing you in red outfits,especially Lolita dresses.

- Thor likes seeing you in Lolita dresses since it makes you look like a little girl, which is the way he views you compared to himself. Small and powerless.