Yandere male headcanons (Don't spam pls!)

Illumi vs. Kurapika

JAJAHA IM SO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE!
(Requested by: Weser10)

-Okay, imagine having 2 killers being obsessed with you. That seems dangerous right?😃 Well, it makes it worse bc Illumi is an assassin and Kurapika is a blacklist hunter.

-so, fuck, you're screwed😭

-Believe it or not, Illumi is more gentle with you than Kurapika is. He knows what it's like to not be loved and he doesn't want you to go through the same thing.

- They both have fought each other for you, and lemme tell ya something. All of the bystanders died

-Y'all might hate me for this but Kurapika has forced himself on you. Multiple times. He wants to rebuild the Kurta clan and will do anything to do so...

-Illumi will kill anyone who hurts you in the most brutal ways possible. He'll make Jack The Ripper seem like a foolish toddler compared to himself

-Are you allowed to talk to anyone else besides The other ZOLDYCKS and KURAPIKA'S friends? No. Absolutely not.

-If anyone were to take you away from both of these psychos, they'll make the world wars seem like sunny days

-Unlike Kurapika, Illumi is against touching you against your will. He will wait until you are ready for him to claim you.

-GIRLYPOP THEY HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO DARED TO LOOK AT YOU😭😭

-IK it's a little overwhelming to have these 2 as yanderes but I still have one last question...

Who do you pick?