Yandere male headcanons (Don't spam pls!)

Buddha (Record if ragnarok)

(Can't wait to get this daddy- I mean God get animated😓)

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- Buddha is definitely the type of yandere to kidnap his darling <3

- If any of the other Gods/ Goddesses ask where you have been, Buddha will lie and say that you are visiting the earth.

- Please make sure you don't get injured. P L E A S E. It is for the sanity of this man and for the sake of heaven, because Buddha is definitely strong enough to rip Heaven apart. Manz will go beast mode and tear Heaven and earth to find who hurt you. And if you just accidentally cut yourself with a knife while cooking, Buddha will destroy the knife while yelling swears at it :D

- He literally carved his name onto your collarbone

- Buddha expects you to be a good house wife/ husband for him.

- Chains you up in a dark room if you misbehave

- Forces himself onto you if he had a VERY bad day.

- Leaves lots of bite marks on you.

- BUDDHA IS A MAN WHO LOVES THEM THICCCCCC THIGHS SO EXPECT HIM TO SQUEEZE YOUR THIGHS A LOT 😫

- Aphrodite is a goddess of love, so she knows about all of the romance between gods, humans, demons and vampires. When she finds out about you and Buddha's relationship, she will be horrified about how toxic it is. The only reason why she hasn't told any of the others Is because Buddha gave her threats...

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- Even with how toxic Buddha may seem, he will be soft with you most of the time.

- he lets you play with his hair.

- he watches anime with you (his fav anime is Demon slayer and he thinks that TENGEN is awesome)

- If you're good, Buddha will buy you manga collections. Oh, you want the whole 7DS manga set? Give Buddha the love and affection he wants and the manga set will be beside you when you wake up.