PA: Why is New Jersey crying?
Delaware: he took a quiz 'which state are you?'.
PA: And who'd he get?
Delaware: New York
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New York: "How did you not know that was illegal?!"
Florida: "To be fair, human morals can be very confusing."
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(let's just say something bad happened)
New Mexico: ....That was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
New York: To be fair, I did warn you to look away.
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Cali: This shouldn't be possible.... Spells don't work like this!"
Mass: Not for humans, no."
Cali: ".What are you saying?"
Mass: Come now dear, did you truly never wonder why magic always seemed so effortless for you?
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Cali: Fuck you, Montana!
Monty: Well then, ask me nicely first!
Cali:
New Mexico: FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU TWO GO GET A ROOM!
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Wyoming: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
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Arizona: Don't go to the kitchen.
DC: Why?
Arizona: I saw a spider.
DC: Well, did you kill it?
Arizona: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Cali: I prevented a murder today.
Utah: Really? How'd you do that?
Cali: self control :)
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Loui hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Mary I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
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