The corner of the table

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So I think the table is a square table and it has sharp corners that the states running to all the time and it fucking sucks

At least most states end up getting bruises from the corner of the table
They hate this corner it hurts them

California suggested they childproof it and put those safety corner thingies for when your baby proofing a house

But Gov said no

Thanks to GOV saying no to the idea that would protect everyone from getting a bruise thigh. they all end up getting  hurt every time they pump into that corner
And this really affects Florida because Florida is wearing shorts
That's not good they can visibly see the bruises from the corner that it left on forest phi

(OK this is based off of real life so there's this table at my college that with a corner on it that everyone bumped into and I literally bumped into it for the first time on Thursday and it left a bruise.)

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