New Mexico, New York , and New Jersey, New Hampshire: *doing something stupid*
*Meanwhile*
Utah: *looks distantly out of the window*
Maryland: What's wrong?
Utah: The New..states are doing something reckless, I can feel it.
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New Mexico, on the phone: Hey, Utah, remember how I said the other New..states and I were going to have a calm night out for once?
Utah:Yeah?
New Mexico: Well, we're in jail.
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Florida: There is a master key and a spare key to the house. Texas has them both.
AL: We asked him what we would do if they died with both keys. Want to know what he said?
Sippi: He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
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PA: I'm busy.
Ohio: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of Redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die.
PA:
PA: I'm on my way
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New Mexico: York, don't you think you've had enough to drink?
New York: I'm just helping the kids.
New Mexico: How is you drinking helping the kids?
New York: Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.
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New Jersey: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?
New York: What do you mean?
New Jersey: You just seem nicer than usual.
New York: I'll punch you in the face if you want.
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Canon New York lately
New York: Why should I help you?
Cali: Because we're friends.
New York: When's my birthday?
Cali: Unfair. When's my birthday?
New York: I don't know because we're not friends.
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New York: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Georgia: You're my award, Yorky.
Ohio: You deserve an award for putting up with me,Pen.
Pennsylvania: Hell yeah I do. You're a real bitch sometimes.
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Kentucky: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something
Tennessee: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Kentucky: I did that on purpose, try again.
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