State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

Horse in the kitchen part two

NC: what should we name her

N.Y: how about Apple* The horse makes a noise*

North Carolina: I don't think she likes that and don't you have a rat name Apple.
N.Y:Okay how about Rosie.

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Cali: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?

Coco: They're for the dogs

Cali: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Coco: They don't know how
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New York: you checking out my ass?

Geo: No.

New York: Why not?

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New York.: who hurt you?
Flo.: do you want a list or something?
New York : ...
New York: *grabs bat* actually, yes.

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Cali: Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing, I'm literally too old for this, I'm gonna learn how to forge a sword.

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Georgia: I want someone who can insult me while making me feel loved at the same time.

New York: : That's fucking stupid.

Georgia without hesitation: This one. I want this one.

Or

Cali: I want someone who can insult me while making me feel loved at the same time.

Mass : That's fucking stupid.

Cali, without hesitation: This one. I want this one.

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Geo: I'm too old for this.
New York: You're younger than me!
Geo: Only in age.

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Sippi: I feel like I have a skinny boy inside me.

(Mississippi notices a cookie jar)

Sippi: And he's hungry.

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Jersey [sees New York and Geo entering the same room] You two are sleeping together?

York: [winks] Only when we're done having sex.

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Mass: I can't take you seriously when you're wearing that.

Florida: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Mass: Fair point.

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[Hero AU]

New York: You brought a date to a crime scene?

New Mexico holding Arizona's hand: It was either this or ice skating.

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New York:I actually have a black belt.
Oklahoma: In what, karate?

New York: No, from Gucci.

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DC Can we get Chinese food for dinner?
Cali: That's not very healthy

DC: Well it makes me happy and that's mental health

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New Mexico; Hey, do any of you know how to pick a lock
New Hampshire:  New York does.
New Mexico: ....New York

New Hampshire: Yeah, he's pretty good with poisons and explosives too actually. Apparently he had a rebellious phase.

New Mexico: ....That is terrifying information, thank you.

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*Distant screams ring through the air.*

New York: "....Maybe I do need a nap."

Maryland: You needed a nap six days ago. At this point you need a fucking coma.

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England: Any last words?

Jersey: It was lovely to be held by you, even just as a hostage.

England, flustered: I - I can do it again, if, you know, if you want-

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Mass: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Cali ?
New York: YOU WHAT?!

Mass: Gosh darn it, it wasn't

Bye bye.