Incorrect quotes

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Some of these are based off of conversations and half of these incorrect quotes make zero sense but I think that's the way there supposed to go
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Nevada: I forgot how addicting bit life is
Cali : how long have you been on it?

Nevada: too long

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Cali: Time to do some..

Colorado: drugs?

Cali: no

Coco: crimes?

Cali: NO!

Wyoming: pixie sticks?

Cali: no what? Why would we do pixie sticks?

Wyoming: because they're like the candy units pier sugar and

Cali: aren't pixie sticks gateway to drug?

Colorado: not with that attitude

Cali: i'm gonna go lay down

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New York* walks into the room and sees Jersey and New Mexico fighting*: you know what I'll come back later


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Florida: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

New Mexico What the fuck?

Wyoming: He is having an idea.

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Cali: Is there anyone even named Sheldon irl?
Arizona: My class turtle from 6th grade.
Cali: That's a turtle.
Arizona: When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

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New Jersey: New York just texted me back "lmao" from the other room.
New Jersey: I hear no laughing. No ass hitting the floor.
New Jersey: I'm living with a laugh liar.

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New Mexico: We're going to regret this, aren't we?"

New York: I already am.













Okay bye
Hopefully I'll get out a chapter soon

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