State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

7

N.M: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
N.Y.: And for punching me in the face?
N.M: No, you definitely deserved that.
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Texas: I hate you!

Cali: I hate you more!

Texas: I'm gonna beat you with a rock until you stop breathing!

Cali:

Texas:

Cali: You wanna go see a movie?

Texas: Yeah, let's go

Gov: ...

New York: What the fuck just happened

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York: You suck!
Mass : You suck more!
York: I went to church today just to pray on your downfall!
Mass:
York:
Mass: Vermont made pancakes
York: Okay, I'm coming
Montana: ???
Montana: Am I missing something?
Cali: No. Makes sense.
Coco: It's not our fault you're an only child, Montana
Montana: I- I give up
(I kept wanting to do Gov but it didn't make sense because he has siblings)

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New Mexico: Shut up I'm going my own way
New York: Yeah sure Fleetwood Mac

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Florida: My life has become a neverending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

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Florida: This was almost a great idea.
Mass: You just described ninety percent of our stuff.
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Florida: Mass don't get mad but-

Mass: *unfazed*

Florida : STOP, THAT'S YOUR MAD FACE, I SAID DON'T DO THAT!
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Geo: You know, you're a lot more cuddly and affectionate than I expected.

New York:Humans make many assumptions about my kind, My Love. And whilst you are certainly correct in some things, rarely do you seem to take into consideration how incredibly precious our mates are to us, and how much of an influence you have on our behaviour.
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Cali: I fucked up
New York: We.we fucked up
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Florida: You know what they say: go big or go home!
Georgia: sobbing: I'm begging you, Florida, for once in your life, PLEASE go home!
Florida: *whispering* I'm going big

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New York: What did you do at school today?
Rochester: Learned about dragons.
New York: Your class learned about dragons?
Rochester: I learned about dragons. I have no idea what everyone else was doing.

I think I'm gonna end this here