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Buffalo stuff

He likes to boss Rochester around

He is the ultimate bills fan some might say he's a bigger fan than his dad and buy some I mean him

He knows every way to annoy all his siblings and he has a bunch of blackmail on his brothers and sisters that he can use anytime

He's definitely a middle child along with his sister Albany even though Albany that's all the intention a lot of the times because she is the capital(but this isn't about Albany)
As a middle child he definitely has middle child syndrome
New York tries to give his kids all equal attention but it's considered really hard because he works with NYC in Albany all the time.
Except when it's football season when is football season he takes Buffalo to the bills game pays more attention to Buffalo

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Incorrect quotes

Vermont: Next time you dumbfucks get arrested, just call me.

Buffalo : Are you gonna bail us out?

Vermont : No, I'm a lawyer.

NYC: Holy shit, really?

Vermont: Of course. I'm stunning in a suit, I have great hair, and I love arguing with people. What else would I be?

NYC: ....fair enough.
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Buffalo: Thanks for not telling dad what happened.

Crying Syracuse, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Buffalo: With great hotness comes great responsibility.

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Long Island: Let's just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

The Yorkkids: *struggle into a group hug*

Buffalo: Who took my wallet?

NYC: Sorry.

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Buffalo : Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

NYC:Stop romanticizing the past.

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Netherlands: suppose you think New York's butler is more nurturing than I am.

Buffalo: Grandfather, there are prison cells that are more nurturing than you are.

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Buffalo: when I asked if my day could get any worse it was a fucking rhetorical question!

Buffalo: NOT A CHALLENGE!!!

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Buffalo: Okay, this is perfect. I'll go to pick up the wedding cake.

Rochester: Perfect! While you do that, I'll go check on the ring bear.

Albany: You mean the ring bearER, right?

Rochester:

Buffalo: Look me in the eyes right now and tell me you are not bringing a dangerous predatory animal to Dad's wedding.

Rochester HE Isn'T DaNgErOuS OkaY?!

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Therapist: Do any sounds annoy you?

Buffalo: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Therapist, curious: Let's say imaginary.

Buffalo: Spiders wearing flip flops.

Therapist:

Therapist: oh my god. what have you done.

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Buffalo ,to NYC: You're my brother and I love you, but you're a great big bag of dicks.