Florida X Mass incorrect quotes

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by Emilygomse

by Emilygomse

Florida: Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear a tool belt and I'm awesome. I'm your bro. I'm Broda.

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Mass: Someone ripped him open and ate his insides?

Florida: Like an oreo cookie.

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Florida: And next time you call me, it better be for something easy, like faking a moon landing.

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Florida: Top crushes? Mass , louie and New York are my top three. If we were drunk together, hot, bad things would happen. Like arson.

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Mass.,after coming home absolutely smashed: *standing there in the bedroom in their undies*
Florida, their partner, already tucked in: Are you coming to bed?

Mass: No, thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a partner
Mass: *goes to sleep on the floor*

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Mass : I'm a lunatic with lethal combat skills.
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Gov: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Georgia : Sex.

New York Seriously, answer faster.

Georgia: I'm sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you.

New York: It's like a giant hug.

Gov: Louisiana, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?
Louie: Food
Gov: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

louie: Oh my God it's like the movie Sophie's Choice.
Cal: What about you Texas? What would you give up sex or food?

Texas: : Oh... um... I don't know, it's too hard.

Cal: No, you gotta pick one.

Texas: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don't know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Mass : Why did you say that back there?"

Florida: Hm? Say what?"
Mass: That you love me. You could have come up with something more convincing than that, there are plenty of other lies that would have wor-"

Florida: t wasn't a lie

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Mass: you can't just fall in love with every girl you ever lay eyes on

Florida: mind your heterosexual business.

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Mass: he's laughing up at us from hell

Florida: Who got the beach house

Mass: he's having the beach house turned into a cat sink
Florida: cats hate the beach