State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

Quotes

TW: things are gonna get a little saucy

Rochester: [running around making noise]

Albany: Oh. My. God. How am I supposed to focus on my work here? I hate siblings.

Syracuse: [running around making noise]
Albany: I love this. Music to my ears.

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Geo: my hands are cold.

N.Y: [holds his hand]

Geo:

Geo: my lips are kinda cold too

N.Y: [covers Geo's mouth with his hand]
Geo  [muffled]: jesus fuck, York,

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Cali: what's the best part about dating New York Georgia.

Geo: he's like a walking talking cat
Cali: that's adorable

Washi : but also terrifying
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Rhodie: 33< there's not enough catgirl milfs

Hawaii:(in a catgirl costume) (^≗ω≗^) WE PREFUR TO BE CALLED COUGARS

Rhodie:....

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Mass: go fuck yourself

Florida: fuck me yourself you coward
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NJ: My last two brain cells are fighting.

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Geo: Are you a cuddler?

New York: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Geo:

New York:...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Connie: well, a fruit salad
Connie: actually, it's mostly grapes

Connie: fermented grapes
Connie: it's wine
Connie: I'm having wine for dinner

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Random fan(closest states are probably celebrities): why is Georgia always following you around.
New York: excuse me that is my emotional support boyfriend.

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Florida:* annoying New York*

New York:* speaking in angry Italian*

Florida: where is Georgia when you need him

Geo: what did you do

Florida: I didn't do anything

Geo: I specifically told you not to antagonize him

Florida: whenever you ever known me to listen to you

Georgia: (to New York)Baby boy look at me please.
New York: * looks at Georgia starts smiling*

New York: * Italian*Hey tesoro
* English translation* hey babe

Georgia: Hi baby can you speak English for me please
New York : * New York nods* thanks babe

Georgia: *wraps his arms around New York's waist* you're welcome sweetheart* he picks Yorkies forhead* love you.
New York: Love you more * Leans in closer*
Georgia: * moved even closer* that's not possible I love you the most * their lips are like magnets and immediately start kissing*

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Arkansas to New York: Must be nice being so rich that you dont have to have a likable personality

New York: Shut up

Arkansas: Buy my silence

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New York: no you cant call me Yorky
NM: Virginia called you Yorky

York: Virginia knew me and Virginia l had a PLAN

cut to Yorky looking straight into the camera office style: Virginia never had a plan. never. not once.

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