State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

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Here's an iconic scene with the states

Cali: I'm older.
Coco: I'm younger.
Cali I'm taller.
Coco : I'm shorter.
Cali : I'm smarter.
Coco: I'm... not falling for that.

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New York: Cut. It. Out.
Florida: you got it dude
(no one can tell me this wouldn't happen)

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[Spain grounded Florida]

Florida: Guess what?

Geo: What?

Florida: I mouthed off my Dad and he grounded me.

Geo: So why aren't you home?

Florida: Because he grounded me over here. He said if I stayed home, he'd just be punishing himself.

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Florida: Good morning, how are you doing? Boy, it's great to be alive!
New York: Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

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Coco: I stayed up all night to kiss a dog this is nuts.

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Flo: Is stabbing someone immoral?

New Jersey: Not if they consent to it.

New York: depends who you're stabbing

Cali: YES?!?

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NYC: I was arrested for being too cool
NY: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Florida : 2 years ago, I married my best friend.

Florida: New York is still mad about it, but Louie and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.

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New York: good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Cali: rude.

New Mexico: that's fair.

Florida: not again.

Gov: are you going to want this back?

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New York: Georgia , I think I am in love with you.

Georgia: You are drunk.

New York: I can be both.

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Cali: hey
New York: hey

Coco: hey
(Q hopeless Music starts playing)
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Bye