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    State house head cannons and one shot request are closed

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    So I decided to make a book for For one shotsHead cannons

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    Cali: you know you didn't have to do that.
    Florida: you know you didn't have to do that name of your sex tape.
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     Albany: I just can't believe that I related to you
    NYC: yeah that's fair 
    Cali,Who just walked in: It's true I can't believe you're related to him Albany 
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    New York: my daughter is dating a felon
    Utah: what why are you letting her date a felon
    New York: They grew up together and he just stole a bag of fruit he's not the brightest and besides he used to be the capital of this country
    Utah: wait Albany's dating Philadelphia?
    New York:yeah 

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    Philadelphia and New York City doing something stupid
    New York: it's hard to believe that they were the capitals of this country
    PA: yep they've have sinking so far from being the capital.
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    New York: Alright, so you and I are married.
    Illinois: We are not married.
    New York: Relax, it's just pretend.
    Illinois: I don't wanna pretend.
    New York grinning: Scared you'll like it?
    Illinois: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
    Oregon: Are you two like this all the time?
    New York and Illinois: yes.
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    Kidnapper: I have one of your children
    New York: Which one i have a lot
    Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up
    New York: That doesn't really narrow it down to be honest 
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    LA: I was born a winner. I didn't even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven!
    NYC: That's... That's not good.
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    Cal: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I'm really drunk right now. 
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    Colorado: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on
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    Florida: How stupid do you think I am?!  
    Washi: You really want an honest answer to that? 
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    Mass: No matter how shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and I can punch through walls.
    ———-
    Washi : I'm in love with you.
    Cal's jaw drops. 
    Washi: And I think you're struggling with what happened undercover because you're in love with me too.









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