WHATS UP MY COOKIEZ AND CREEM
ITS 2 AM
I HAVENT EATEN IN EIGHT HOURS
IM DEHYDRATED
WHAT COULD BE BETTER
I bring to you:
Pros and Cons of being tall:
Pro: Reach things on the top shelf
Con: You cant sit anywhere without your knees being DESTROYED
Pro: Basketball
Con: Being taller than guys.
Pro: Long legs
Con: More body, more weight. (Not the same for everyone)
Pro: Walk (and sometimes) run faster
Cons: Sometimes its the complete. Frucking. Opposite.
Pros and cons of being short (info provided by my internet friends):
Pro: You're cute
Con: People lean on you all the time.
Pro: You fit into almost any space
Con: Can't... reach...
Pro: Being in the front of pictures (smallest in the front, tallest in the back)
Con: Being in the front of pictures (those extra bad hair days)
Pro: Sometimes you run faster
Con: And sometimes you don't
Pro: You can hide easier (don't have to destroy your knees)
Con: Basketball
Sorry guys I've been half asleep for three hours
