Okay, guys, I'm working on my other books, don't worry.
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Mary: Come on, sweetie, say Mama.
John: No, no, no. Say dada! Dah-dah
Baby Watson: ...
Mary: Come on, say it. Mah-mah.
John: No, baby, say dah-dah.
Baby Watson: Mah-dah!
Mary: No, not mah-dah. It's actually ma-ma
John: Say it now-- Da-da.
Baby Watson: Mah-dah...... mur-der.... MURDER!
Mary:...
John:...
Mary and John: ......SHERLOCK!!
Sherlock: *troll face*
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If I ever judged a spelling bee, this is what I would do:
Me: Spell "their"
Contestant: Sentance please.
Me: They're going to build their house over there. : )
Moolays: Woah, slow down there, Satan!
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That awkward moment when you make an annoying character with your friends name before you meet them...
I'm sorry, Sara.
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You know you're a Sherlockian when you try to figure out deduction.
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Punctuation.
The difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap. (Did I already do this one?)
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My dad literally jokes about wanting me to get a navy crew cut because he doesn't like my hair long.
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The only reason I got green curtains was because I wanted a green screen for video star.
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When you bump into a corner and it feels like you've just been stabbed.
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To do list'
•Buy a t-shirt that reads "Life"
•Hand out lemons while wearing said t-shirt
•Hire two private investigators to follow each other
•Don't waste dying wish on Disney World
•Get a Book Autographed
•Live Long Enough to do These Because it'll probably take me until 2056
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Lazy rule #27374927739283*49283738263-:-#+jdhfidndw74-:,$
You were too lazy to read that "number".
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When guys say that girls aren't awesome, let us remind you that WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE
And don't get me started on the monthly rollercoaster to the deepest pits of the underworld where you can meet Satan himself.
Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
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Okay guys, if you have a tumblr, go up to random people and say:
"I like your shoelaces."
If they have a tumblr as well, they (or you, if somebody says it to you):
"Thanks, I stole them from the president."
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