Hi guys. *clears throat* DEAR LORD HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN WHY DOES TIME GO SO FAST
I AM SO SORRY I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF DX I WILL NOT EAT COOKIE FOR A WEEK XC
Also, R.I.P. Robin Williams. We ain't never had a friend like you :'(
OKAY, JOKES
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You know you're tired when you brush your teeth with liquid soap instead of toothpaste.
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You know you call someone by their nickname a lot when you can't remember their real name.
Kiara: To by friend, Joey. IS YOUR REAL NAME JOSEPH OR JOSHUA??!!
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Let's sing the songs of our people.
Whovians: DOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Shelockians: DUUUuuunnnnnnnnnn duuunnnn dun dun dund dun dun....
Supernatural: We don't have a theme song...
Whovians: Yes you do.
Supernatural: What?
Whovians: ....swoosh?
(I'm on season one of Supernatural)
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Okay, this joke is literally the best joke I've ever heard, and if you don't get it, learn your numbers.
Okay, so a Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers.
He says to the bartender, "I'll have five beers please."
Again, if you don't get it, learn your numbers.
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The most underrated joke in all of Disney:
"Hercules" (1999?)
When the kids are stuck under the boulders and one says. "Help! Somebody call IXII!"
Ah, Rome.
Just ro remind you, Disney also combined Greek and Roman mythology and I still haven't gotten over it. -____-
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE'S LYING ON THE COLD, HARD GROUND. *GOAT SCREAMS*
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Okay, so here's a funny story that actually happened yesterday...
*warble warble flashback*
So, Doctor Who came on at 7:00 inthe morning, and the theme song woke me up, so I literally tore my room apart looking for my bow tie, fez, sonic screwdriver, and fake nerd glasses. Just when the theme song ended, I ran out into the living room and yelled, "I heard the song of my people!"
My dad freaked out and almost slapped me out of surprise because I yelled it in his ear. Then he looked at me, all "dressed up" and "wide awake" and sent me back to my room because he thought I had been awake for hours...
Then I went back to my room and watched the episode on Netflix. Then fanfics.
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Both legs out: too cold
Both legs in: too hot
One leg out: Just right until the demon from Paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall
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I ran into my ex today! Yeah, it was funny, so I backed up and ran into him again!
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Power cut at home: Oh S**t!
Power cut at school: *evil grin*
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Regneration Cycle:
Just Regenerated:
I hate this guy. (We are here)
New guy's first episode:
I mean, he's okay, but I like the other one better.
End of first season:
OMG THIS GUY IS MY FAVORITE
Doctor announces he's regenerating:
NO PLEASE DON'T GO I LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL
REPEAT
