I tried to be normal once. it was the worst 10 seconds of my life.
We can all at least ACT mature until someone brings out the bubble wrap.
People before they meet me: "awwww youre so shy." My best friends: "OMFGs YOU NEVER SHUT UP."
Things I'm scared of:
-SPIDERS
-Demons
-Spider Demons
-Moolays
Me: DAD THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!!! Dad: Kill it yourself. Me: *Grabs AK47* I GOT THIS. *spider moves* me: NO I DONT!!!
That depressing moment when your mom and Santa have the same handwriting.
BOOKS!
This conversation actually happened:
Me. Dad. me thinking
Dad, what's for dinner? What do you want? I don't know. I don't think we have any I don't knows. Dad, I'm serious. Hi serious, I'm dad.
This guy is impossible.
