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WHAT'S UP MY COOKIEZ AND CREEM

IT'S KIARA!!! =3

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG GUYS GUYS GUYS IT'S MY FLUFFIN BIRTHDAY

I AM 11 NOW AND NOW WAITING FOR MY HOGWARTS LETTER

OVER 651 READS ON THIS BOOK???

Guys, I never thought I would make it this far x)

THANK YOU FOR OVER 50 FOLLOWERS!!!!

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Imagine if the 9th Doctor and Donna were together.

They would get nothing done.

The whole series would consist of them sassing each other.

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Exercise

Ex-ar-size

Eggs-are-sides

For bacon.

bacon.

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What animal would I be?

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Beauty, brains, or muscle.

Who are you?

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Eggs...

Stir...

Min...

ATE

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--in le class--

Me: *sneeze*

Class: *silence*

Popular girl: *sneeze*

Class: OH DEAR LORD, BLESS YOU I HOPE SHE'S NOT DEAD! HERE'S A TISSUE!,

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Friend: Jack, you left your phone at my house.

Friend: JACK, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING?!!

Friend: DID THE ALIENS FINALLY CIME FOR YOU??

Friend: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

Friend: ANSWER ME, BRO-- wait... oh.

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Jack: Do you wanna come to my place this weekend?

Riley: 3 words, 2 letters and I'm all yours.

Jack: I love you?

Leah: I got food.

Riley: Leah won, let's go home.

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Once upon a time, there was a girl called Arabell. Her best friend, Luke, and his girlfriend, Piper, liked playing video games.

Arabell started playing video games.

~~THE END~~

Did you think it would be exciting?

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Internet friends:

Y U LIVE SO FAR AWAY??

Y U NO LIVE NEXT DOOR??

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Okay guys, I'm gonna go now. Thank you, all my friends on Wattpad for helping me feel social. It's only been a couple weeks, but... yeahhh, you guys are still awesome people! x)

@Corrinp4

@MelodyKittenBen

@DeadlyDreamerSTK

Not @Moolays, she makes me feel... awkward. (IN A GOOD WAY, I SWEAR! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, DUDE)

I find it funny how my birthday is July 29

and this is the 29th part in the book.

It's a sign ; )

Again, thank you soooo much for 50 followers!!!

BYEEEEE

-Kiara

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