*pizza timer rings*
Me: *jumps over two beds and a chair* FOOOOOD
*alarm clock rings*
Me: *throws brick* EVIL DEMON
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Google "Scotland's national animal" now. DO IT.
*whispers* It's a unicorn...
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When you finish a TV series and suddenly don't know what to do with my life.
DOCTOR WHO
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Girl: I had a dream about you.
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah! You died! :D
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Mom: Hey, what does idk, gtg, ttyl mean?
Me: I don't know, got to go, talk to you later.
Mom: Ok, I'll ask your sister.
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Lilly is 6
Rocky is 20
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Lilly: Rocky?
Rocky: Yeah?
Lilly: Frank told me to ask Julie who told me to ask Destiny who told me to ask Matt who told me to ask Jason who told me to ask you.
Rocky: What's the question?
Lilly: How are babies made?
Rocky:...
Rocky: Ask Arabell.
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Moolays: HEY KIARA
Kiara: What?
Moolays: Do you wanna build a SNOWMAN????
Kiara: Dear gods not this again
Moolays: Come on let's go and play!!
Kiara: We just went to Olive Garden
Moolays: I never see you anymore!
Kiara: You're at my house!
Moolays: Open up the door!
Kiara: It's unlocked.
Moolays: Its like you've gone awayyyyyyyy!
Kiara: You know it's summer, right?
Moolays: We used to be best buddies, and now were not. I wish you would tell me whyyyyyyyy!!!!
Kiara: Dude. Stop.
Moolays: Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman!
Kiara: Ok, why not? I'll put a bunch of ice in the blender, and you, go get a bucket-
Moolays: Ok, bye. *walks away*
Kiara: *opens door* OH COME ON
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