BLAH BLAH BLAH SPOILERS I DON't own the characters, J.K. Rowling does bye.
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Why so Sirius?
So raise your glass if you are Ron!
In all the right Blaise!
All my Underdogs!
And we will Neville be, Neville be!
Anything but loud! And nitty Ginny!
Dirty little Filch! So won't you come on and, come on and, RAISE! YOUR! CAT!
Just come on and, come on and, RAISE! YOUR! RAT!
You're welcome.
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Voldemort: Why so Sirius?
Sirius: Why so nosy?
Voldemort: ...
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Dumbledore: I'm sorry, Harry, but there is no spell to bring back the dead.
Except the Time Turner, but we'll use that to save Buckbeak.
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Can we take the time to appreciate that the 4th Harry Potter movie was basically the Doctor trying to stop Twilight before it started?
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Doctor Who/ H.P. crossover.
Did anyone else notice that Barty Crouch Jr. died in a chapter called The Parting of Ways.
The tenth Doctor died in an episode called THE PARTING OF WAYS.
BOTH WERE PLAYED BY DAVID TENNANT.
COINSIDENCE? I THINK NOT!
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Voldemort: Only I can live forever.
30 minutes later: *dies*
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BYE I HAVE TO MAKE BIRTHDAY PLANS BYEEEEE
