So, summer break starts on June 3rd. Do you know what that means?
Netflix.
Only Netflix.
I'm also leaving to go to my homeland on the 4th, which means slightly less Netflix. :/
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Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Students: Bacon!
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Students: Homework!
(Don't take this the wrong way, I actually like some of my teachers ((the ones that literally give us no homework))
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A CAT-HAS-TROPHYY
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You have 10 cookies. Someone asks for 2. What do you have?
10.
ok, you have 10 cookies. Someone forcibly takes 2. What do you have now?
10 and a dead body.
