WHAAAAT?

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In 1894, a priest saved a 4 year old boy from drowning.

The boy was ADOLF. FREAKING. HITLER.

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You can burn calories by watching HORROR MOVIES.

HORROR. MOVIES.

WELL...

Time to watch the Saw Franchise...

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This was too funny not to put in here, but it's kinda awkward....

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Boy: Are those space pant, because your butt is out of this world. ;)

Johanna: No, they're softball pants because this butt is out of your league. :)

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A song about tv fandoms.

If you're happy and you know it, stay away! *clap clap*

If you're happy and you know it, stay away! *clap clap*

SuperWhoLock makes you cry,

Merlin makes you want to die!

If you're happy and you know it, STAY. AWAY.

*clap clap*

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It is illigal (however you spell it) to sing the Happy Birthday song without paying for it,

so basically, we've all broken the law at every birthday EVER.

EVEN AT SCHOOL.

"WE'RE ALL MAD HERE!"

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I CAN'T BELIEVE MERLIN GOT CANCELED OMFG I CAN'T EVEN ASDFGHJKL UUUUUGGGGHHHH *dies*

said every fangirl of Merlin, like, EVER.

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WHAT'S UP MY COOKIEZ AND CREEM

IT'S KIARA!!! =3

MY BIRTHDAY IS SOON...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGKMGJASDFGGHJKKL

I'M GONNA GO NOW

I AM HYPER

BYEEE!!!!

-KIARA

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