A family had 3 kids. One was named raindrop because a raindrop fell on her head when she was born.
The next was named snowflake for the same reason.
The youngest one was named piano. :)
----
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. :)
----
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
NOT SALLY.
••••
What if all of us are book characters, and whenever we forget what we were going to say,
It's really the author pressing backspace?
0_0
----
Google "50 most popular women"
Click the VERY FIRST OPTION
Check #7
you. are. welcome. :)
----
Me: 2007? Not that long ago. :)
*5 seconds later*
Me: 7 YEARS AGO??? WHAT HAVE I MISSED??! (A lot, really.)
----
When you finish a book in a few hours then have to wait a year for the next one. -_-
----
Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
PUNCTUATION.
USE IT.
