Real life friends:
Me: I'm sad...
1: I'm happy!
Me: I'm really sad...
1: Well, I'm really happy. You should ask me why I'm happy!
Internet friends:
Me: I'm sa--
1: NO MAH BABY
2: You can talk to me
3: WHO SHOULD I MURDER SSKDJFIOSPDHSPWBFJ
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How fangirls communicate:
1: ASDFGHJKLAJSHCKQODHE
2: I know, same here.
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Me: When I go to hell, I'm going to be very disappointed if Satan doesn't look like that guy on Supernatural.
R: When I go to hell.
S: Some people just know.
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When Hazel Grace is mad:
Okay?
K.
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Doge x Moon Moon.
FOREVA.
MUCH ROMANCE.
SUCH LOVE.
VERY OTP.
WOW.
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Do you ever have those ships where when you don't ahip it you really, really, REALLY, DESPERATELY WANT TO
BUT WHEN YOU DO SHIP IT, IT JUST FEELS SO WRONG.!!?!?"',#nsjodjwndssowsosowsmdfyoqndsjjsbfdswut
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Idiot: Cry me a river!
Whovians: Did you just...
Idiot: Okay, then cry me a pond!
Whovians: B-But *whimpers* *flowing tears*
Idiot: Alright... then cry me enought water to water a rose!
Whovians: WAAAAGGGGHHHHH *SOBS*
Shelockians: You've broken them... *sniff*
Idiot: *Backs away slowly*
Other fandoms: Call Sam and Dean. We've got a demon on the loose. *tear; tear*
Idiot: BUT... I don't want to go...
Every fandom ever: Kill her. Now.
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If you've ever seen Drake Bell on Twitter, you know he's more awesome than you.
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*Meanwhile, on the yellow brick road (A.K.A. Tumblr)
1: Imagine is Harry Potter got a genderbend... Harriet and Draqueshea
2: DRAQUESHA!!!???
3: Is Draquesha from the ghetto?
4: GUUUUURRRRLLL MY DADDY GON BE HEARIN' 'BOUT DIS FO SHO. BITCH TRYN'A TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS AND SHIT, PLZ.
5: DDIS BITCH TRIFFLN. I STRAIGHT UP OFA MAH FRIENDSHIP TO 'ER BUT SHE DITCHED MAH ASS FO RHONDA. (sowey bwo, that's what it said)
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST CUZ SHE GOT SHANKED IN DA FACE BY VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTA DEN ME.
FUCK DAT HO.
(I got this from tumblr [thanks, internet friend] so, excuse the language XD)
