My friends are the kind of people that if a house was on fire, they'd be roasting s'mores. ;)
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You normal people freak me out
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A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, and me and my buddies are just sitting there poking eachother with bendy straws. ;P
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I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'll fight for what I love.
Also when I'm mad.
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Doctor: I have bad news.
Guy: What.
Doctor: You don't have long to live.
Guy: How long do I have?
Doctor: Ten
Guy: Ten? Ten what?
Doctor: Nine.
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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there's footprints on the moon.
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