This conversation actually happened.
Me Alexis (a guy in my class)
*sits down* Hey dude- My gosh, you don't have to yell. what? stop yelling! I'm not ye- WHAT DID I DO TO YOU? *whispering* I can't even hear myself. OH MY GOD, STOP SCREMING AT ME! Oh my gods... (not kidding)
Funny story... today in school (you'll laugh at this) my homeroom teacher was out. So my class stayed in my p.m. classroom. About that.. my p.m. teacher's class thought it would be funny to talk. A WHOLE FREAKING LOT. So. on Thursday we have a field trip to the children's museum or something. The other class talked SO MUCH that we have 2 days of silent lunch and have to write a report on the field trip. AT LEAST WE STILL GET TO WATCH MOVIES :D
I'm scared of spiders and needles, but this weekend I picked up a snake.
Last year I went to a "cockroach-free" motel. I woke up with a cockroach on my face.
Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair... made of FREAKING DIAMONDS
That one person you're so tempted to hit with a brick.
Dear Haters,
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'
Thank you,
Kiara :)
