Cookie Run: Your World Shenanigans

Dark Choco...? No Wait-

You slowly sat down on your couch with a grunt. Your aching muscles absolutely screaming at you to rest. Thankfully you had that day off for training, so you actually could.

It was around noon and you had just gotten up. You had been training hard for the past week, so you were happy for this break.

You relaxed on the couch for a good half hour before you heard frantic knocking outside your door.

"It's open!" You yell.

Licorice runs though the door, looking absolute terrified. He holds his body up against the door, shaking.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" You ask, mad that he'd just barged right in even though you had told him it was open. You were sore and tired, so you really couldn't think straight.

"D-D-Dark-Dark...." Licorice failed to form words, but you had a pretty good idea of what was wrong.

"Dude, I told you pranking Dark Choco was a bad idea." You whine at Licorice's pure dumbness.

"No-No! It's-"

Knock knock knock.

Licorice freezes by the door for a second then begins to crawl into your kitchen.

"Don't let him know I'm here!" He whisper yells.

"You're unbelievable." You say, getting up off the couch. You body protested, but you didn't want to be rude and leave Dark Choco outside.

You grab onto the doorknob, Licorice protests in the background.

"Don't let him in! It's not-"

"Shut up would you?" You retaliate, opening the door. You then turn to look at Dark Choco. "Okay, Dark Choco, what did-?" 

You're eyes widen as you see a tall, broad shouldered man standing outside your door. Immediately your realize that it's not Dark Choco at all.

It was Dark Cacao.

"Oh..." You swallow and let out a nervous chuckle. "Hello there."

Your heart beat at a million miles a minute. You had met Hollyberry and Pure Vanilla, but you hadn't even laid eyes on Dark Cacao. He was way way more intimidating than you thought. Even as a human.

"And you are?" Dark Cacao spoke with a booming voice similar to his son's, but much much deeper.

"Oh, um, I'm (Y/N). My name is (Y/N)." You cursed yourself for sounding so scared.

"Hollyberry Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie told me about you." He hummed, gripped onto his sword.

Licorice what the hell did you do?

"Now," Dark Cacao leaned down to your level and looked you dead in the eye," Where is Licorice?" He practically growled.

"He-He's inside." You squeak. "C-Come on in and I'll get him for you." Now you were the one with a shaking voce.

You show Dark Cacao to your living room, silently praying to yourself that he wouldn't harm you in any way. He was one of the most powerful cookies as far as you knew, and he was ten times your size. Compared to you he was like the indoraptor from Jurassic World. Which is just a nerd way of saying that if he attacked you you were fucked.

"Okay, I'll be right back with him." You say, walking into the kitchen. You see Licorice cowering under your table. He looks at you wide eyed and starts frantically shaking his head as you get closer.

You basically had to wrestle Licorice out from under the table. At one point he goes to swing at you with his scythe in which you yelled," If you swing that thing at me I will rip you apart!"

About a minute of fighting later you're dragging Licorice out of the kitchen and back into the living room by his ankle. He's clawing at your floor, trying to save himself from whatever was about to happen to him. You stop once your in front of Dark Cacao again.

"(Y/N), I will give you whatever you want! I mean it! Anything! Just say the word! I'll even convince Dark Choco to take it easier on you during training! Just please don't let him take me!"

You whip your head around to Licorice and start whisper yelling. 

"What the hell am I supposed to do? I can hardly take on Dark Choco, let alone his freaking dad! I'm not gonna fight a battle I have no chance of winning!"

"You pick your battles wisely," Dark Cacao says then holds out his hand," Now hand him over."

"Oh! Of course! Here ya go." You reply, handing Licorice over to Dark Cacao. He takes him by the back of his shirt and lifts him up to his face. He then starts to whisper in his ear.

You couldn't hear what Dark Cacao was saying, but Licorice's face told all as it morphed into one of pure terror. You didn't even want to imagine what he was telling him.

"Am I clear?" Dark Cacao asks Licorice. Licorice frantically nods his head. "Good. Now get out of my sight." He says, dropping Licorice to the floor. Licorice then disappears in to thin air with a wave of his scythe leaving you alone with Dark Cacao who turns to face you. In turn you lower your sight to the floor.

You really felt like some kind of prey animal at that moment. You had been told stories about Dark Cacao before, but you never expected him to be this scary.

"The floor isn't very interesting, (Y/N)" He says. You slowly look back up at him. "...Perhaps we should talk a while."

A while later Red Velvet appears outside, looking to talk to you about your taring schedule. He wasn't able to fiend you inside your home.

He suddenly hears the clang of metal on metal and walks out to behind your home. There he sees you leap into the air and slice you hunter's knife across Dark Cacao's chest armor.

"Like that?" You ask?

"Perfect form. You'll be a worrier yet, (Y/N)." Dark Cacao replies.

 Red Velvet stiffens as you and Dark Cacao turn to him.

"Hi, Red Velvet! I made a friend!" You wave.

Red velvet runs away. He didn't want any part of what the ancient cookie was teaching you.

"Huh. Wonder what's gotten into him." You say, then turn back to your new friend and mentor. "You aren't that scary are you?" You ask. He only shrugs his broad shoulders with a smirk.

"You were scared of me thirty minutes ago."

"Was not!"

"Then why were you stuttering so much?"

"I happen to have this condition called 'The Wattpad Protagonist' it's a very serious condition."

"Right." Dark Cacao rolls his eyes.

"Don't you roll you're eyes at me!" You try to push Dark Cacao down to the ground, but you're having to luck whatsoever.

Holleyberry and Pure Vanilla watch from a distance, smiling. 

"I'm so happy we tricked Licorice into pranking him." Hollyberry says.

"As am I. Dark Cacao has needed a friend." Pure Vanilla replies.

"Question. Do you think he'll really spread Licorice Cookie's jam across the kingdom as he threatened?"

"You know as well I as do, Hollyberry, that Dark Cacao never lies."

The two share a laugh as they continue to watch you and Dark Cacao train together.