Drunk or Sober

Hermia and Lysander

SATURDAY 3/27

"You know, we've never really got to talking, Ramona." She took a sip of her hot chocolate.

"What do ya mean? We talk all the-"

"I know nothing about you."

She giggled and took a bite out of her chocolate chip muffin while I woke myself up with some coffee.

"Well... what do you wanna know?"

I smiled. "Everything."

"My birthday's in May; I'm a Taurus. I like writing a lot but one day I wanna solve problems when I'm older- like some kind of lawyer or detective or something. My dad died when I was seven; My favorite candy is Raisinets, but I also love-"

"Your dad died?"

"Yeah. It was lung cancer. He was great, but he had a bad smoking problem. I miss him."

"I'm really sorry."

"Don't be. Everyone dies one day, right?"

I smiled and took a piece of her muffin.

"You want to go on a walk? Get new clothes, maybe?"

"Aren't all the stores closed by now?"

"Walmart's probably open, if you're up for a drive, though."

"Sure, why not."

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"Oh my god, what the hell is this shirt?" Ramona held up a long, sunshine-yellow tie-dyed shirt with bananas on it.

"Please buy it!" I laughed.

She held it up in front of her before hanging it back up. "I'll wear it to my senior prom!"

I picked up a lacy black lingerie combo and held it out to Ramona. "What about this?" I teased.

"Only if you wear this one." She pulled a puke-green TMNT extra-large t-shirt and smirked.

"Deal." I handed her the lingerie.

"You're desperate." She giggled, placing the shirt and lingerie back on the rack.

"And you're worth it." I placed my hands on her waist and brushed my lips along her neck.

"Don't do that."

I kissed her neck and whispered in her ear. "Don't do what?"

She broke away from my grip."You're doing the thing!"

"What thing?"

"Where you say some sweet stuff, you turn me on... We have sex..."

"Do you not like, the uh... thing?"

"No! I mean... of course I do, it's just... What are we?"

"What are we? Well... what do you wanna be?"

She paused for a moment before grabbing the collar of my shirt to her height and kissing me. "Let's be Hermia and Lysander."

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She unhooked her bra. "Stop peeking, Wes!"

Don't worry, it's not what it sounds like.

We were simply changing into the clothes we bought. She was in the back seat; I was in the front. It's not like we hadn't already seen each other naked, but Ramona was convinced someone would see her through the window.

"I'm busy changing too, if you've forgotten, Ramona."

"You know what? I've always wondered what it's like to have sex in a car."

"I can help you find out."

"Oh my god, Wes, I'm just thinking out loud here, give me a break."

I climbed over the driver's seat and pushed the both of the seats closer to the front.

She stared at my bare chest while she shielded herself with a sweatshirt.

"We're not having sex."

"You sure?" I held her hand and made her fingers graze my chest.

"I'm pregnant."

I laughed. "No, you're not."

"So what if I actually was! It's not like you ever use-"

"Oh my god, we don't have to have sex, I don't care, Ramona. Let me just lay with you for a minute." I smiled and she settled herself in my arms.

My fingers combed through her hair and she held my other hand.

"Can you buy condoms though, for real?"

"Someone's eager." I teased. She slapped my hand.

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It was around two when we finally snook back into the hospital. Ramona and I went back to the cafeteria, and to our surprise, it was empty. The lights were turned off too.

Ramona hoisted herself up on the check-out counter. "What would you like?"

"How much for the hot brunette on the counter?"

"She's all yours." Ramona's legs tangled around my waist and I picked her up, my lips making their way onto hers.

My hands grabbed her butt and I pushed her against the wall while she bit my neck. I pulled her hair and she guided my hands under her shirt.

"What the hell?"

I broke away and stared at the young, strawberry blonde nurse in the distance. Ramona sighed.

Grabbing her hand, I ran out of the cafeteria and hurried into the escalator. Once inside, Ramona and I started laughing.

"I swear, we always get fucking interrupted." I said, fixing my hair.

"We should've tried Misty's motel!"

We quietly walked back into Harleigh's room.

"I don't think any more people are coming in tonight... Do you want that extra bed?" I pointed to the second bed nearby.

"Oh, you sure you don't want it?"

"No, it's fine, I'll take that comfy chair over their." We laughed, and I grabbed the folded blanket that lay at Harleigh's feet and covered myself.

"Wait, Wes..."

"Yeah, Ramona?"

"Come lay with me."

I slowly got out of the rocking chair and lied down with Ramona, my arms wrapping around her just like they always did. I got up again only to shut the curtains around us.

///embrace the sexual side of ramonley my angels//

///nobody uses fuckin protection THO fr safe sex everyone!!!//