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Aftermath aftermayhem

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I brought gwen with me for this aftermath she was just in the other room attention total drama fanatics forget the aftermath this is total drama after mayhem i'm your co-host geoff this is weird because bridge is supposed to meet me up here oh and luna's here i waved maybe she's gonna surprise us makes sense this whole show is full of of mega surprises but first no ones gonna get an allergic reaction to these nuts it's the peanut gallery and get this are own obnoxious self-centered rovering reporter blainly it's finally roving like way far from here yes blaney's off on a total drama tour to potential franchise locations and she's meeting with one total drama fan contest winner in each country cause apparently this super fan is blankly obsessed wow never thought i'd say that take it away bridge where's my tofu angel at and my cousin i said worried here's a hint they eat a lot of red meat there you you're supposed to well said jeffy boy what did you do with her no now geoff how brigget left doesn't matter uh yes it does big time i said what matters is that she did leave and i'm officially back in my co-host seat but i thought you wanted out of your contract so you could bail on this dork train before my career is flushed down the bathroom confessional toilet of life huh turns out if the live show runs long i don't get paid and if i try to leave the show for any reason other than being fired or accidently killed on set by a falling light come on nice almost makes me wish the producers had set me on the tour instead of brigget almost the producers sent her away that's a bunch of bullshit i yelled uh really ok on with the show not so fast as far as my producers know your standing by with our super fan right now in the frigid mountains of siberia sibear there was siberia we've got her on the feed put her up come on it's all static i laughed i'm pretty sure that's a blizzard brigget came on the screen you did this but how i just took brigget to the airport to shoot a special report slip my passport and ticket into her purse and helped her on the plane right before take off must resist urge to murder geoff luna brigget said hey baby you ok brige bear bear is the bear back we've already lost one intern an avalanch made the camrea go off brig brig brig snap out of it i was about to takel her but geoff stopped me don't do it yet i sighed fine i've got a show to hoast a sow she could be baried under ten feet of bear infeasted cyber land snow right now more like twenty geoff sorry you are a monster been called worse brigget if you could hear me i will do everything in my power to get you back and get blainly gone for those of you just joining us welcome to a fresh new installment of total drama aftermath and speaking of stars i'm your one and only host blainly stacy andrews o'halleran i'm still here asshole i said she sighed and luna your to kind now let's meet tonights guest he's brilliant witty and would be the one to watch in the competition if he wasen't here noah i walked up to noah and hugged him and then let him sit down next he's the guy who flirted with danger aka cortney even though he got a memory challenged girlfriend back home it's tyler he tried to come in swinging by a rope but instead he hit hard ass ground and our final loser earned herself two fun new nicknames this season the boyfriend kisser and the new heather and is somehow still on the plane hello gwen i ran up to her and hugged her then we separated speaking of painful truths it's time to kick things in the biscuits with a fresh installment of thats gonna leave a mark would it kill you to play along with me yes yes it would i said everyone laughed exept blanliy and she just showed clips of people getting hurt it's time for me to announce our big suprise tonight total drama aftermath is holding the very first ever total drama second chance challeng that'a right our motley collection of total drama losers just got total drama lucky cause they're abour to compete for a second shot at that million dollar prize what do you say noah you ready to get back on the plane that flying death trap full of psychos no offense luna none taken noah no way five of you rejects are about to capture lightning in a bottle or in this case peanuts in a can for some reason some of them were trying to catch the the cans its leshawna lindsey beth noah and tyler poor noah i helped him up thanks your welcome i said so brig the last time you were this cold you made out with a pole stop bringing up the past then geoff came back out bridge talk to me super fans mad about blainly will you stop throwing things at my head what does he want is he hot like pole hot that's not important right now is he no stay on point there's gotta be a way to get bridge back the fan said something i didn't understand but geoff was about to sing
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!
Blaineley: That's me!
Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!
Blaineley: What?!
Geoff: She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself "your host"! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!
Entourage: Hey!
Blaineley: Hey! (slowly) Hey . . .
Geoff: She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double flush the can!
Entourage: Hey!
Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber!
Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!
Entourage: Hey!
Geoff: She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!
Entourage: Hey!
Geoff: She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
Entourage: Hey!
Luna sure I'll sing this is a song for my dad thank you for being there for me
I can't believe you love me after all the things I've done
I think I've been the devil since the day that I turned one
Like when I stole your money just to buy a pack of gum
I know it wasn't funny, can't believe I was so dumb
I blame it on my age but even now I'm not so young
I'm still stuck in my ways I can't believe what I've become
Somehow you feel the same I guess it's fatherly love
fatherly love