Chris daughter alehandro's love story

Broadway baby

That's what Luna is wearing I'm sorry it's how the app that I used had me do it and of course alehandro was staring)
Owen was sitting on Noah so I was trying to get hm off I finally got h off thank you Luna thanks for not noticing I was missing all night what am I Tyler hey I got the stuff off of alehandro's thanks were on a raft I had a life jacket on I was bing treated like a kid take a seat grabe a Handel and I'll tell you where going why are you two wearing life jackets cause she's my daughter and I love her and there's 13 of you but only one valuable us hit it chef we fell through welcome to New York City your frist challenge is a carriage race to Central Park Wich I like to call liberty or death slow down conclusion jumpers it's a baby carriage so where are the carriages yea I hope you brought your climbing gloves lol Chris I think your michivose spirit makes the game thank you Serra it's nice to be appreciated I gave my dad that really look then he looked at me and gave me the face of I'm kidding appreciated I love you I always did even way back when you were making those terrible movies about talking cats hey those were rough times for us it really was my mom and dad got a divorce my other siblings already lived with my dad and I was in the middle of who I should live with and in the middle of their fights I was even going to call my frist fan club the Christian's but that name was already taken ok less chatter more splatter uh more climbing more climbing we'll leave the splatter to fate anywho once you reach lady liberty crown pull up your rope to bring your team up faster once everybody's up your team grabes the correct carriage off the spike race back down to your boat and follow the bouys to your next exiting destination central park I was up on the thing with my dad I wasn't doing this one cause my dad said it was to dangerous so I was fine with that it's been 25 busting minutes and nothing you guys are bumming me out hurry it up you are pure evil get used to it let's go I'm tired I'm hungry and I gotta pee hey Chris I own every one of your tv appernices on DVD even your cooking show keep it plain with Chris McLean your recipe for white rice is so great it's really unfair you got cancelled after only one episode one thing my dad hates is bing reminded of the past and so do I was going through a phase *pats back* team Amazon take the lead how do we go back down fire man's pole anyone it's only a 30 story drop they all went down two teams came out of the sewer the other one got spit put of a aligaters mouth nasty that's the kind of stink that never comes out make the gator sighn a waver so we could show it on TV Chris you are such a brilliant commander that's why you always stood out in your boy band I was getting pissed and so was my dad whoa whoa whoa Chris was in a boy band moving on back in the eighties he was she started singing one of the songs you were in Fame town I really admire the way you never let makary get to you I'll have to include that in your abituary I already have a draft want to hear Chris McLean was born in 1978 he screams in 1..2..3 that's it zip it permintly Luna take over for me yes sir dad all right foucous pepole welcome to the second half of the challenge bobbing for big appels NYC style here's how it's going down teams must teams must push their carriages along thank you Luna I'll take it back ok one of three paths to Central parks fabbel turtle pond there one member of each team will bob for some appels using only there mouths no hands once they get it to shore the rest of the team must load it into their carriages and race to the finish line in the heart of central park and what's a baby carriage without a baby oh chris that's so zip it one member of each team must ride the carriage and stay there all the way to the finish line it was cody noah and lindsey victory got here first so they get the shortest path to the pond then chris is really really really really hot gets the longest path on the left and team amazon gets the longest path on the right oh and a little traviling music
Courtney: What's not to love about New York City?
The taxis honk out a New York ditty
The crime is high, the pigeons fly
What's not to love about New York?

Owen: The lights are brighter
The fun is funner
The bagels are bageler
And the bums are bummer
The dirt and grime make every alley shine
What's not to love about New York?
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