slap slap revolution

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I woke up and smoked a cigarette then went out everyone else six episodes and no elimination if we were a stake we would be a 32-ounce pork and you guys would be a tiny slice of baloney *smacks Owen upside the head* ow your mom didn't teach you to be an asshole she taught you to be a gentleman like Alejandro thank you, Luna, and need I remind you all that we've lost the last challenge but with you and lulu as our leaders nothing is impossible heck I'm not even afraid of flying anymore check this out he started dancing Owen sit down but the block broke and Owen almost died lulu al give me a hand al lulu *growls*

                                                                           confessional

I hate that nickname I only allowed my siblings to call me that before everything went to shit 

how dare he pervert the name of Alejandro bull Brito and it seems luna doesn't like the name lulu I wonder why

                                                                    end of confessional

they finally got him in welcome my winer snitchel imprepration for landing please unbuckle your seat belts and head to the cargo hold 

                                                                        the cargo hold

we fell through the floor I had my coat and hoodie on of course [the same coat from the last winter episode] *whispers* Guten tog by night shlan aka Germany were in avalanche territory so you might want to keep it down what there's a sale at the kaky barn she screamed and almost caused an avalanche welcome to today's musical challenge avoid the song avalanche to avoid potential fatal tumble down the moutian and a suck tacilar climb backup you better keep the singing nice and not loud
Owen: Keep it down so I can win the loot
Try, I will, but I still gotta fart, NO TOOT!

Heather: Toot on, but you're still out of luck
You suck the lemon chuck

Gwen: Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!

Courtney: I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you out the plane!

Alejandro: When you...
Don't hold back and leave the pack
Truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you

LeShawna: Swimming in your eyes
It's butterflies
And suddenly there's nothing I can do
Sorry, Harold

Lindsay: Wait... something's itching in my brain
Someone's back in the game!
My former flame!
And Tyler is your name!
The Tyler, just the same old Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler
Back you came!

Tyler: You remember me?
Oh, she remembers me!
YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Luna, I fucking know stop reminding me

It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't lookin'
Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cookin'
She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight
I fell in love with him, but he wasn't in my life
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly
She was kissin' Brandon, I got jelly
I wanted to be in her shoes for one day
I just waited 'til recess to make her pay

Mommy, why do I feel sad?
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Daddy chimed in, "go for the throat"
For the throat, for, for the throat
Daddy chimed in, "go for the throat"
For the throat, for, for the throat
Daddy chimed in, "go for the throat"

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