Picnic at hanging dork

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Ahh losers class again pathetic men and lady we must rise from the ashes and ignite the fires of victory i'm all for starting fires i shook my head trying not to laugh the amazons are only powerful because they have both cortney and heather we need to break them apart but how oh act like your crushing on heather and she'll go home same as bridgette and leshawna bridgette and leshawna i thought i was the only guy who'd snagged double gold at the babe olympics ah yes i was truly fond of both sadly the fates were against us i suppose i could attempt to fall seduction but it goes against the gentlemen's code there's a code for that crude and if i seduce heather cortney will remain unaffected if only we could weaken both at once easy heathers kind of into you right so seduce cortney of course if i flirt with cortney it will distract both of them from the game at hand and one will surely vote the other out brilliant idea duncan i texted gwen the plane alehandro had so if duncan gets upset she'll know he's faking all competitors please move to the common area to prep for landing today's forecast clear skies with temperatures of 50 degrees celsius or say 300 degrees fahrenheit and today's landing is going to be more of a non landing fly by drop drop and blow we all jumped i was on duncans back good day mate and welcome to australia i call today's challenge the maraton of death part one is an emu race all the way into the blue mountains i'm not saying the trip will be dangerous exactly but with venomous snakes killer scorpions in the very real possibility of sunstroke i hope you all have your affairs in order whoever reaches majestic hanging rock first will earn a distinct advantage in the second half of the challenge and yes i said emu bring em in boys no sappel after all it's supposed to be a challenge now go we had to catch them by hand alehandro cortney duncan and me finally got one oh so did cody oops sorry you did that on purpose they were faking like they hate each other duncan caught up to cody he tried fighting a kangaroo so i did leave with cody we finally got there you good cody yea just tired and hot here i handed him a water bottle to cody thanks your welcome duncan also came but out of a kangaroos pouch then he got hit and a bell went off 'the hell' ignore them their just jealous what happened to you nothing i will ever admit to and team amazon takes the lead where is that butter donkey don't even think about going back for owen this time you'll just have to sit tight and wait for him to arrive team amazon get ready to buckle up and take a long walk off a short clip what exactly are they jumping into find out when we boomerang back on total drama world tour ok teams get ready to look death in the face and live to tell the tail or not you know easy the challenge part two teams must take turns bungee jumping off hanging rock and plummeting to the bottom far far faar below to try and grab one of australia's finest sheep three of those sheep have team chris is super hot logos tattooed on their side another three have team amazon logos under there wool not far from their lethal jaws did he say lethal first team to catch and sheer one of their own sheep wins first class tickets to the next film and the losers head to elimination town as the last to arrive team me me me gets a pair of gardening shears and as the first team to arrive team amazon gets this advantage battery operated sheep shears you got this gwen she got a cactus good try the bell went off 'oh boy'
Heather: Shearing sheep, don't be a creep,
It's the only way we'll fly first, peeps.
Win the game, don't be so lame,
Try to lose this and your face I'll maim!
Courtney: Shear the sheep, then, with a smile,
Make yourself a giant woolly, woolly, woolly pi-ile!
You had your chance and you turned him down,
So don't be giving me no cranky frowns!
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: We are shearing sheep!
We are shearing sheep!
We are shearing sheep!
We are shearing sheeeeep!
Sierra: Eeeeee!
Cody: Woah-oo-oo!
Heather: Shearing sheep instead of you,
Only cause you don't have any, a-tattoos!
I'll find a logo, we'll win again,
And I'll be here, until the bitter end!
Courtney, Gwen and Heather: We are shearing sheep!
We are shearing sheep!
We are shearing...
Yeaaahhhhh!
Sierra: Ahhhh!
Luna this song is for how I see everything
Shadows fall over my heart
I black out the moon
I wait for you to come around
You got me dancing in the dark (dancing in the dark)
I've closed my eyes
But I won't sleep tonight

Baby, you should come with me
I'll take you to the dark side
Me and you, you and me
Do bad things in the night time
Baby, you should come with me
And we can kill the lights
Hit the lights, let it blackout, blackout
Hit the lights, let it blackout, blackout (woo!)

Black bird, black moon, black sky, black light
Black, everything black
Black heart, black keys, black diamonds
Blackout, black, everything black
Black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything black

In a nocturnal state of mind
Children of the night
But it's the only way alive
This black hole's pulling me inside
Of this black heart, this black soul
Underneath this black, black sky

Baby, you should come with me
I'll take you to the dark side
Me and you, you and me
Do bad things in the night time
Baby, you should come with me
And we can kill the lights
Hit the lights, let it blackout, blackout
Hit the lights, let it blackout, blackout (woo!)

Black bird, black moon, black sky, black light
Black, everything black
Black heart, black keys, black diamonds
Blackout, black, everything black
Black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything black

Baby, you should come with me
Me and you, you and me
Baby, you should come with me
And we can kill the lights
Hit the lights, let it blackout, blackout
Hit the lights, let it blackout, blackout (woo!)

Black bird, black moon, black sky, black light
Black, everything black
Black heart, black keys, black diamonds
Blackout, black, everything black
Black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything
All black, everything, everything black
Cortney's coming along but i still don't have her trust no problem just follow my lead gwen knew they were faking so she pretended to be mad not cool man not cool but she's your ex and i cannot help the way i feel about her well figure it out or your not gonna feel a whole lot of pain owen finally got here serra jumped off without the harness i sighed i have a lot of work to do now is our time to rise up men no surrender no defeat go owen he got a dingo instead of a sheep duncan fake cried gwen knew i'll be right back duncan threw the dingo to cody duncan what the literal hell i yelled we won
                             Elimination ceremony
It was a tie they had to feed a hungry baby kola gwen lost but luna the surprise i laughed ok gwen gets to stay because i haven't been complaining about singing she just ain't competing that's so unfair serra said no it isn't cause she ain't competing gwen cody serra meet me in my room so i can help with your injuries ok
                          After elimination ceremony
I'm so- i stopped duncan from continuing no don't even say it i know you feel bad but don't i then went in my room i  changed serra's bandages and then i put some cream on her eyes to help with the bruises then i gave gwen some medicine for her allergic reaction to the ecliptis then i gave cody ibuprofen for the headache he'll have later i laid him on the end of my bed ok cody just has to rest and he'll be ok in the morning now gwen you can stay here you can use my computer or tv or anything else i have in here there's food in the fridge and drinks ok thanks your welcome i left my room and went to economy serra went back to first class thank the god i the laid on duncan's lap and fell asleep

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