super crazy fun time japan

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That's what she is wearing)
I'm to young to die stop sweating lunch box air travel is like the 15 safest mode of transportation unless I'm a death trap this one for example lawshana almost fell out but alehandro caught her i can tell all the women here are going to be gone fast Owens straps ripped so he went in to the hole not that this isn't fascinating and all but help my butt is bing sucked out of the plane this is your captain speaking it's time for everyone to join me in the common area and I mean everyone that means you Luna
At the common area
Welcome to today's challenge is it a reward or elemination challenge good question Harold and like I'm gonna tell ya two of us got booted out last time so today has reward written all over it I could use a reward I hope it's candy or a whole bunch of shoes or shoes made of candy (ew) and I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent because we are about to land in Japan uncle chef came out in this weird outfit and Harold started talking about culture insensitive they were chef ran and cut the door we fell out and the bell went off me estas tomando El pelo(are you fucking kidding me) seriously I mean seriously sing and I might think about saving your musical buttocks maybe you'll try harder this time and Luna when y'all land you better sing hijo de puta(mother fucker)

Courtney: We're singing as we're falling!
Heather: While some are cannon-balling!
Izzy: Yeah!
Alejandro: Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!

Noah and Owen: We might just go ka-blooey!
Harold and Tyler: Get smushed and become chewy!
Everyone: 'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!

Leshawna: Billionairess!
Cody: Billiards champion!
DJ: Make it home to see my momma!
Sierra: Marry Cody!

Bridgette: Catch a barrel!
Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!
Courtney: Corporate lawyer!
Gwen: Prom destroyer!

Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!
Alejandro: Lion tamer!
Owen: New food namer!
Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars!

Noah: But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!
Izzy: Before we smash into the ground from the sky!
DJ: Flat into little pieces!
Harold: Heads merged with our feet-ses!
Leshawna: That would really suck and here's why:
Bridgette: We'd like to keep on living!
Alejandro: So Chris, we hope you're giving:

Sierra: Some wings!
Courtney: A jetpack!
Gwen: A rift in time!
Heather: Parachute?!
Noah: Waterbed!
Tyler: A trampoline!
Izzy: Springy shoes!

Alejandro: Rocket boots!
Lindsay: Flying squirrel!
Leshawna: Bubble bath!
Lindsay: I change to bubbles, too!
DJ: Momma!
Owen: Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!

Everyone: 'Cause there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it!
There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!

Owen: Yeah!
I did not mean to do that)
We landed in rice everyone was mad at Harold Luna I know I know goddammit

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