Chris daughter alehandro's love story

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Thats what shes wearing)They were trying to get dj into a allince but i dont care cause were going to me and my dads home town heather fell onto the floor attention all total passangers in accordance with emergency landing proceders you will now be shown the nearest exit everyone got pushed out but me i jumped myself dad came in a big boat and talked in our language what with the who now *laughs* it must be newfond land were chris and luna is originally from blomen down hinmens (idk) its a barny home coming for us mcleans canadas butify east coast birth place of canadas butifulist host and his beautiful daughter stop flirting with my daughter alehandro but thanks its just a hop and a skip that way frist part of the challeng swim over to your teams boat and start paddaling to keep this interesting victory since your a team of one your boat has been set up with an out bored moter we got in our boat hi dere cont antans (again idk I'm trying) ready to row row row your boat the first two teams to get their boats to the shore will take part in the final challeng oh and if you land some seafood along the way you'll get a special reward on your mark get set now go see you on land hey snappy welcome to the izzy cruz tell your friends wow hey hey snappy does anybody have any butter do not even think about it friend can i think about tarter sause ok owen if you don't eat that thing I'll give you a chocolate bar *gasp* you have chocolate yes ok then i won't eat it the bell went off fuck
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy! Yes! Go on, DJ, your turn! (DJ silently shakes his head)
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Cody and Sierra: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Heather: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
DJ: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty
Luna i know this song is for duncan and another person
Outrunning karma that boy
He's such a charmer all the
Bugs and their larva follow
Him out to Colorado
Ten dozen hearts in a bag
Their bodies lying he'll drag
Them down to Colorado
A modern desperado

And he'll race for miles through the night
He runs because he knows he cannot hide

He's never gonna make it all the
Poor people he's forsaken karma
Is always gonna chase him for his lies
It's just a game of waiting from the
Church steeple down to Satan karma
There's really no escape until he dies

Outrunning karma that boy
Can't run no farther it's the
Last days of Sparta follow
Him down to meet Apollo

And he'll brace for battle in the night
He'll fight because he knows he cannot hide

He's never gonna make it all the
Poor people he's forsaken karma
Is always gonna chase him for his lies
It's just a game of waiting from the
Church steeple down to Satan karma
There's really no escape until he dies

La la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la, la la

He's never gonna make it all the
Poor people he's forsaken karma
Is always gonna chase him for his lies
It's just a game of waiting from the
Church steeple down to Satan karma
There's really no escape until he dies

La la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la, la la
Ok everybody its for the next leg since team amazon were the big losers there out they'll have to clean the fish and the lobsters the other teams brought in and shuck all these giant claims i thought the team that brings in seafood gets a special reward you do you get to watch heather chuck clams hows that for a special reward huh fair enough welcome to our traditional newfound land kitchen party in the part of the competition its team chris is really really really really hot verses dj in a screeching and relay screechin is a ceremony preformed by the locals to welcome new comers irst you swiggel a whole lot of Apple cider dosent sound so bad correction that was supposed to be Apple cider vinegar it'll put hair on your chest owen and izzy each must finish a whole bottle as soon as you do you can tag alehandro and noah who will then have to decipher a local newfound land saying spoken by our cousin jerd mclean i hugged jerd you still look like your dad aw thanks then alehandro and Noah tag tyler who will have to kiss a cod like he means it dj since your the only one member of team victory you have to do the whole relay yourself dj where is dj well with dj missing in action it looks like team chris is really really really really hot will get a head start let the screaching begin dj walked in he did it dj drank a jug of viniger wow didn't see that coming both teams move on to the interpretation part of the challeng ready take it away gerd bring the man at the pump house uh are you those even words are you serious man that viniger went right through me i have to use the bathroom crrotamando what jerd asked to use the washroom like a true maritime way to go dj it looks like your back in the game in fact your in the lead you can now move onto the third and final part yo chef give me that bucket he pushed me and alehandro back in whoa i guess its to hard to say thanks all you got to do is smooch the cid for the win and rember dj like you mean it chris is really really really really hot you better get a move on jerd another saying if you would please the worst thing you can have in your head is a bag of rocks ok i he said something about owens butt *face palms* the kid is smart as a bag of rocks mate oh i know alehandro any guess the worst you can have in your head is no teeth bingo and how true tyler pucker up dj though the fish was lucky so he kissed it ok we've seen enough its a tie a draw Heather's team finally comes back in they were talkin about how they saw duncan i froze today was a reward so thats good (im sorry if you guys didn't understand what i put on here i really didn't know half the stuff chris or jerd said but i tried)
After reward
Alehandro- luna your computer is ringing again
Ok i opened my computer its duncan everybody say nothing i answered he looked worse then last time
Luna-what did he do
Duncan-alot of things tell cortney and the others not to look for me
Luna-thats why he did it
Duncan-yes everything hurts moon
Luna-i know i know
Duncan-i hurt every where
Cortney-luna is that duncan
Luna-no now shut up and leave i heard the door shut
Duncan-he's home
That is him let me talk to him no why cause your going to put him in danger now you can listen but don't talk *nods head*
Luna-hes home
Duncan-yes*starts crying* everything hurts
Luna- i know hold on for me
Duncan-I'm trying
I heard mal walk in
Mal-he won't last long
Luna-please don't hurt him
Mal-i dont know
Luna-please I'm literally begging you mal don't hurt him i heard duncan scream
Mal-he'll be fine as long as he dosen't do something stupid
Luna-mal please
Mal-bye luna*hangs up*
No fuck *starts crying* fuck
Alehandro-*hugs luna* he'll be ok duncans tough thats all an act He's not tough I'm not tough we just hide it so nobody sees our weakness and if you cortney didn't walk in and say something i would be still talking to him i-i-i didn't know no but i told everyone to watch out for you but apparently no one listens to me i ran to my bed room and locked the door
Alehandro-luna you forgot your computer i unlocked the door and let alehandro in
Alehandro-are you going to be ok no i want duncan i want everything to be fine
Alehandro-i know are you tired yes
Alehandro-then lets go to bed he picked me up and layed me down and put the blankets over me i just fell asleep after that