Chris daughter alehandro's love story

the am-ah-zon race

That's what she's wearing) me and Noah came out of my room Alejandro was confused engin failure will you pipe down already crash position Owen punched Alejandro, wow what a terrible dream ale what happened nothing a little ice and revenge can't fix I grabbed an eye patch  and put Alejandro on the seat stay there I'll be right back I came back with some som stuff that will help his eye heal and your not going to do anything to hurt him you do know I know how to hide a body *puts cream on his eye and snaps the eye patch on* that's for threatening him thanks luna I sat with Noah he was sleeping when a rat fell in his mouth  stupid economy class bing back here has some perks next time we get on this plane we better be back in first-class here's the best team ever is exactly what I'll say when I get into the first-class compartment father of the year [note the sarcasim] *snickers* brace for landing we've landed at our next destination the amazon but the runway is a little short gosh I hope none of the amazons said this might be lucky for them that be disatres *rolls eyes* welcome to puro birth place of the mighty amazon river this challeng is called the am ah zon race teams must hike along an ancient inca trail through the provin jungel all th way to machu picchu even some where among the ruins of machu picchu a golden treasure awaits descovery find the treasure to win first class passage to our next destination team to arrive at machu picchu will have to send someone out the elimination door and be warned the jungle contains many vicouse incesects yes I know cody luna the legal department well aware of your deathly allergies and me bing your dad I don't want you to die on me he gave gwen cody's epi pen I looked at noah I was literally begging him i'll take luna's good *throws epi pen to him* noah knew where to inject it into my arm but i'm the only one that knows her allergies honey bee wasp venom pollen fire ants yellow jackets hornets latex *blushes dark red* also in the jungle are the zing zings native tribe who have never encountered modern man and their not about to so if you spot a zing zing do not make contact they will trap you got that how far is it to mucci pitchit machu picchu is a hop skip and jump from here plus 18 hours the jungel is too dangrouse to travel at night so teams will have to break at dusk and camp along the trail until sunrise and i assume there are no tents currtomondo now because the playing area is so vastly dangrouse each team will have a walki talki in case of emergancy teams i wish you good luck or at the very least a lack of death *rolls eyes* we wentl eft tyler was trying to ask for a t bar we need no t bar we are team chris is really really really really hot he pulled me with him dusk we can make camp here nachos would be killer right now sure all were missing is chips beef tomatoes cheese salsa *laughs* i heard my radio go off shit gwen was talking gibrish he had them sing

Heather: We should have just gone left. We wouldn't be in this mess!
Sierra: I said so too, but then Gwen used Cody's EpiPen!
Heather: Now if he gets bitten...
Cody: My obituary's written!
Sierra: Oh, what would I do then?
Gwen: (rapping) Tied up, rope is no joke!
Spears in our face, get us out of this place.
Ain't having the luck that I anticipated.
Probably means I'm eliminated. Yeah, I’m out!
Heather: O-o-out! Ooh, ooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Luna yea yea i got it

I take my pills and I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I love my girl but she ain't worth the price
She ain't worth the price
No, she ain't worth the price

We can go to my house if you wanna
Hang out in my bedroom, lose your honor
Even if they find us, we're apathetic
And they can't take that away

I take my pills and I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I love my girl but she ain't worth the price
She ain't worth the price
No, she ain't worth the price

The voices in my right brain are kinda funny
They tell me "take a deep breath, it's always sunny"
But where I leave the lights on
It's so obvious that my life's pretty plain

I take my pills and I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I love my girl but she ain't worth the price
She ain't worth the price
No, she ain't worth the price

We take strange things to feel normal
We take strange things to feel normal
We take strange things to feel normal
To feel normal, to feel normal

I take my pills and I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I'm happy all the time
I love my girl but she ain't worth the price
She ain't worth the price
No, she ain't worth the price
We were making camp day break no time for head counts we've got to go to machu piccu and find that treasure hurry you can't start searching until the whole team is here owen you never said that your making up the rules as we go and this suprises you because fine allow me to shearch for our beloved teammate i kept getting a call i knew who it was so i didn't answer it they finally got here we started searching team victory won i didn't care
               Elimination ceremony
Oh great its pirate pablo ah heather cheer up your departure will make the game a whole lot easier for me *rolls eyes* ok alehandro leave before i kick you out of the plane ok ok and by the way your computer keeps going off don't touch it i wasn't going to ok leave ok *winks then leaves* fuck that bastered is now calling me on my computer fuck
Sierra:who is he
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to my dad finally came in we saw the Connfesinals but it wasn't an elimination round i was pissed dad you know how many times my phone rang no 40 times and because you wasted my time some one is getting hurt luna I'm no I'm done with everyone
                   After elimination
Noah-are you ok luna
No I'm not noah I'm a fucking wreak *gets a call* I'm done *answers* what do you want
Mal-I'll give you duncan back soon
Luna-when is that
Mal-when ever i feel like it how about you sing that song you made for here hm
Luna-fine *puts him on speaker* I'm singing this infront of everyone by the way
Mal-idc
Luna-ok

I got no time
I got no time to live
I got no time to live, and I can't say good bye
And I'm regretting having memories
Of my friends who they used to be
Beside me before they left me to die

And I know this is
I know this is the truth
Cause I've been staring at my killer so many times
These scary pepole roaming in the halls
I wish I could just block the doors
And stay in bed until morning

I got this headache and my life's on the line

Got to keep my calm, and carry on
Stay awake But I'm not so strong, and they won't leave me alone

I have this urge
I have this urge to kill
I have this urge to kill and show that I'm alive
I'm getting sick from these apologies
From people with priorities
That their life matters so much more than mine

But I'm stuttering
I'm stuttering again
No one will listen and no one will understand
Because I'm crying as much as I speak
Cause no one likes me when I shriek
Want to go back to when it all began
(And yes i changed the lyrics to fit this story)
Mal-cute bye luna *hangs up*
*goes in room* fuck i want duncan back i want everything back to the way it was *knocks on door* who is it noah and alehandro you guys can come in just shut the door when you come in *walks in and shuts the door*
So who sent y'all to come in
Noah-no one we came over our selves ok why did y'all come
Alehandro-to check on you
Yea ok what is everyone saying
Noah-well their worried about you and we are to
Well im fine
Alehandro-luna you are not fine you got bags under your eyes you have tears down your face and you look like you haven't eaten in 4 weeks
*sighs* I'm just stressed *takes pills that keep you up* i always have nightmares or flashbacks but there getting better *lies*
Noah-you just lied
Fine there getting worser you guys can't tell anyone this only duncan knows about this stuff
Noah-ok we won't you want me to sleep with you luna
Can you noah
Noah-yea
Alehandro left
*lays down* i laid on top of him and fell asleep