Chris daughter alehandro's love story

the ex-files

That's what she's wearing
When cortney broke up with duncan
You stupid jerkface then she said some other stuff look i'm sor- she kicked him in the balls really cortney your not being mature at all i gave duncan a ice pack for his family jewels
In the present
I'm serious the guys a jerk with a capital gi'd never cheat on my lindsey the way he hurt cortney he deserved two kicks to the i then smacked tyler upside the head you wouldn't be saying that if you knew the pain he's been feeling since he got here so shut up permission to speak freely you know athlete to athlete what happened to the medal oh well i ate the chocolate so good then refilled it with peanuts ate those then filled it with foam packing peanuts ate those puked up a painful white cloud and didn't refill it jock talk aside the way i see it duncan is a double gold medalist in the total drama babe olympics there's a babe olympics no he made it up dumbass i said well duncan is the only guy in total drama history cortney and gwen punks got mojo duncan ran into the bathroom to throw up he came back out are you ok duncan all he did was whine i sighed attention potential crash victims please remain calm our autopilot is testing some equipment snacks in the common area if you don't believe me and want a last meal looking especially pasty this morning that means so much coming from a cyclops cortney tried to make duncan jealous then we somehow landed 321 and your back we landed already huh i'm so over my flying thing looks like i owe you five bucks everyone welcome to the coolest exterrestrial place in the world area 52 52 area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff the shows so broke we have to fake an area now nope this really is area 52 and thats area 51 right there were just inside the border well all of us except duncan he got shocked duncan gwen yelled in worry thanks for the laser show carnal it's good to have friends in area 51 places cortney just laughed i helped duncan up listen up space cases the 51 is the mostly tightly protected military in the world which is why tonights challenge is gonna be so much fun for me part one break into area 51 without getting shot gas plasma raid or otherwise killed the place is guarded by elite black ops soldiers so if anyone does get all exploded there ultimly and hilarious demise will be blamed on a freak weather balloon accident part two each team must find a genuine functioning alien artifact inside area 51 infamous blackbox warehouse the place is full of broke alien junk you need to find something alien that still works but be careful the warehouse is loaded with booby traps part three the winning team must bring their working artifact to area 52 intact last team back faces elimination and do not get caught over there rumor has it trespassers get a memory wipe and are transferred to an alien colony where they either become slaves or food you have till dawn go ok we should split up and scout for points of entry owen and luna is with me guys you got to see this think its safe to cross a bunny got shocked i'll be on the plane listen up i have a plan rember throw the rock and run in the opposit direction now alehandro threw his and made it tyler threw his but hit a captus then owen ran but forgot to throw his rock he got to the other side and got sucked into this tube me duncan and alehandro went through the door the bell went off 'shit' i heard heather cortney and serra sing
Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Luna my dad said I'm done with everyone's drama this song is about what basically happened to Duncan in juvi but no one seems to care about his well being but me so I want everyone to hear this
It was 6:48, He was walking home
Stepped through the gate, and He's all alone
He had chicken on the plate, but the food was cold
Then He covered up his face so that no one knows
He didn't want trouble
He's the boy in the bubble
But then came trouble
When i walked into the living room
I said, "Boy, you gotta tell me what he did to you"
He said, "You don't wanna know the things I had to do"
I said, "you gotta tell me why you're black and blue"
He said he didn't want trouble
He's the boy in the bubble
But then came trouble
And his heart was pumping
Chest was screaming
Mind was running
Air was freezing
Put his hands up
Put his hands up
He told this kid I'm ready for a fight
Punched his face
Do it 'cause He likes the pain
Every time They curse his name
He knows they want the satisfaction
It's not gonna happen
Knocked him out
Kick him
when He's on the ground
It's only gonna let you down
Come the lightning and the thunder
You're the one who'll suffer, suffer
Well I squared him up, left my chest exposed
He threw a quick left hook and it broke his nose
He had thick red blood running down his clothes
And a sick, sick look 'cause He likes it though
There i'm done wicked we beat chris really really really really hot here think again pasty cortney tried to flirt with tyler again but duncan rolled his eyes welcome to the black box warehouse finding a functioning alien artifact in here it's gonna be a bit like finding a needle in a haystack a haystack with black top security system which i set off when i hacked into this my bad me and duncan ran into gwen you go first ok the kiss was awesome even though everyone on my team thinks i'm the new heather even heather but i can see cortney's ridiculous flirting is getting to you so if you changed your mind about our cit- duncan kissed gwen i was happy for them was that just to make me shut up not entirely why don't we just let things happen no pressure no planning no pucums ok see that there is why i like you they saw an alien artifact gwen tripped duncan i thought it was cute try not to get eliminated same to you i laughed a little thats cute when you having kids s-shut up i laughed again i'm just messing with you now lets go me and duncan walked in on tyler and alehandro having aliens on their faces i'm not even going to ask what's this a double date tell you what you agree to not vote me off this week then i saved your but deal ok first big mouth he punched the alien now he was trying to pull it off of alehandro we also got owen out which looked like the joker owen what oh no aliens stole my memory and styled my hair and did your makeup i rolled my eyes i don't think they really stole your memory owen oh but they did tyler i can't even remember your name a little help here please i was helping duncan get the alien off of alehandro or duncans name or ale's name or chris or the total drama plane or moms cheese celler back home or any no wait nevermind i think i'm good oh how you doing al al al three two one and revenge owen put his underwear over his eyes and started singing take me out to the ball game and threw the alien on him we finally got it in the box an intact alien artifact first class here we come three two one and were back we started running we lost cause the thing died
At elimination ceremony
Tyler left what your cutting tyler instead of duncan what's wrong with you cortney threw tyler out can i tell them dad i asked sure go ahead tell us what i laughed a little well me and my dad made a deal that if i don't complain about singing when duncan or gwen get voted out they stay here on the plane just they won't be competing i got hugged by both gwen and duncan thank god i don't have to worry about me getting hurt again or me jumping out the plane i smiled yea your welcome that's so unfair actually no it isn't cause their not competing so put a sock in it anymore more complaints it was silent good that's what i thought i heard my dad laugh and say she's my daughter all right yes i am i said smiling
After the elimination ceremony
Why didn't you tell me about that deal because i didn't have to and i didn't want you telling anyone else i then went to first class cody gwen wanna come to my room yes please cody said yes gwen said i grabbed some drinks food and the first aid kit then i went back to my room hey duncan i brought gwen and cody do you mind them being here no their ok to be in here is courtney still crying about us staying here yes and its driving me nuts gwen said huh cody said confused i made a deal with my dad if i don't complain about singing duncan and gwen get to stay but can't compete oh so wait where would they be staying at in my room ok i then took care of duncans wounds well lets go back out there we got a challenge tomorrow yea we all went our separate ways except me and duncan he sat down on the seat and then i laid my head in his lap the we both fell asleep