Chris daughter alehandro's love story

aftermath:revenge of the telathon

Thats what shes wearing)(this chapter might be a little confusing cause what i did with it)
Good evening I'm geoff and this is most excellent brigget and her cousin luna *waves* and were coming to you live because we need your help to raise money for a seriously worthy cause i know what your thinking huh or maybe your thinking what either way think back to the last episode when the total drama plane crash landed in jamaca a tragedy one that could have avoided if only they've had more gas but our host sadly had blown the shows budget on decorating his personal quarters hey i get why chris couldn't resist the gold line hot tub unless we raise more dough for fuel our friends could be stranded in jamaica forever total drama could be canceled to which is why tonight we're bringing you total drama the telethon the phone lines are open so please for the love of total drama call now and donate please please welcome our first special guest the drama brothers
Bridgette: This show you need to save.
This show, you gotta tell,
This show,
That you care.
Geoff: Jamaica, they're trapped down in.
Jamaica, they can't even,
Ja-party.
It's so unfair.
Bridgette: You've gotta help now, we're on the brink.
Geoff: The crew gets fired, if this ship sinks.
Bridgette: So make a difference, in their lives.
Geoff and Bridgette: Give us cash or this show dies!
Bridgette: Saaave this show,
Total Drama.
Geoff: Saaave this show,
You know you wanna.
Geoff and Bridgette: Save the show that you love!
Bridgette: Saaave this show, Total Drama.
Geoff: Saaave this show, so call the numbah!
Geoff and Bridgette: Save the show with love, and five hundred thousand dollars!
Geoff: Save the show baby, just give it some dough. Give it some love and some dough
Luna geoff said getting my attention sure why not i said shrugging my shoulders this goes out to someone in juvi
Miserable, so miserable
Got all the frown lines to prove it
From living in a bubble built
On the charade that you're perfect
Sitting cold on your righteous throne
The one that you self-appointed
On your own in an empty cult
But you think that everyone joined it
And if I dare to criticize
The waterworks will burn your eyes
And out your ears the steam will blow
So I keep taking the high road, I

Bite my tongue and roll my eyes
I laugh alone inside
At the way you get so high
On mountains made of lies
When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and
Swallow my pride, say you're right all along
Or you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb

Raining down, pointing out
Flaws in the bodies around you
I interrupt to make a joke
And instantly take back the words that I spoke
Your bright idea of good first impressions
Is playing the victim and claiming attention
Nodding our heads we all learned our lesson
Don't mess with the wicked witch of depression

Bite my tongue and roll my eyes
I laugh alone inside
At the way you get so high
On mountains made of lies
When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and
Swallow my pride, always say it's my fault
Or you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb

It's not only me, it's everyone else
You're an embarrassment to yourself
Stuck up so high up on that shelf
You don't know how to come down now
Too little too late you'll never change
Some of you born and some of you made
Wearing that armor to charge at the world
Cause under that skin is a scared little boy

Bite my tongue and roll my eyes
I laugh alone inside
At the way you get so high
On mountains made of lies
If I felt so low like you
I'd just forget and
Throw it in your face cause you've got it all wrong
And watch you blow up, watch you blow up like a timebomb

Look in the mirror, what an ugly sight
Look in the mirror, what an ugly sight
Look in the mirror, what an ugly sight
Gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb
Look in the mirror, what an ugly sight
Look in the mirror, what an ugly sight
Look in the mirror, what an ugly sight
Start right there if you wanna pick a fight
Then blainly walked in that's right you need to give us 5000,000 in the next half hour hi i'm blanily stacy andrew o'halloran and i'm your co-host i'm sorry i thought you were the roving reporter i'm thrilled to be here tonight co-hosting with geoff bridgette and luna i thought she was going back to her old job with celebrity manhunt she tried they said no who wouldn't i said i'll keep you posted on the total as your calls and your cash pour in this is the number call now we have gifts for a donation of 25 dollars they were gonna give them go time fish if they give 25 dollars and a shirt that shrinks if you get a busy single keep trying you'll get through eventually if loyal viewers like you don't start donating pronto everyone here is gonna get canned and for the gang in jamaica the nightmare truly begins our goal tonight is five hundred thousand dollars and thanks to your donation so far we reached the grand total of nothing oh come on let's welcome our first guest and encourage her fans to call in good idea she didn't recognize her own boyfriend for six episodes and she loves to be called her hotness it's lindsey hi lindsey tell us about the gifts you've bought for those who donate in your name i was supposed to bring presents ooh lip gloss that's right for a donation of one hundred dollars you'll receive one of the remaining four hundred tubes of lip gloss that lindsey brought to wear this season so call now look at the phones lindsey's got a lot of fans katie and sadie are talking to each other and harold is checking on movie times i groaned which means our new fundraising total two hundred and three dollars and two hundred that came from harold's mom in exchange for his promise to clean the garage i'm very thru extortion nice one bro but we've got a long way to go people come on you guys i need this show i mean without it i'm just an open shirted chillaxer in a suit and tie world maybe harold's on to something would anybody like to see an episode of total drama fugitives no please no i said out loud but i got ignored if your interested call now we won't show you anymore until we get 10,000 in donation sweet all you will see ezekiel and duncan keep dialing their still missing in action or are they luna want to tell us where duncan is no and no i said we just hit ten thousand look first the latest sighting of ezekiel allegedly on the plane how about our favorite angry punk loyal fans have sent in hundreds more duncan sightings tips so tonight we're gonna show you the two best leads please stop i said if you're a duncan fan and think these are real cast your vote with a donation no matter how small our first clip was sent by a young viewer from texas 'they showed the clip of duncan dressed and mal was behind him they had to run cause duncan bumped into someone' that was so totally duncan luna yes that was him but who was that guy i'm not aloud to say 'geoff showed his clip both were duncan with mal with him' luna geoff said yes that was duncan there both real but in different countries but who was that dude with him i can't tell you i said we got one hundred bucks they brought d.j out d.j's here to auction off a special prize every donation tonight earns you a raffle ticket toward a dinner which i will personally make and enjoy with you maybe we need to sweeten the deal um d.j makes you fudge for dinner and cookies i laughed at the silence but its d.j everyone loves d.j i guess you don't remember what happened in world tour i said yea but you know what people love most about d.j the animal stuff geoff i haven't hurt a fly since i came home maybe your curse only applied in the game well let's check it's time for d.j world of animals 'they showed clips of all the animals dj hurt' it may have been a short season for d.j but it was a long season for the animals and now they want there turn if you want to see d.j pet an animal call in now how'd you know that would work i know what people like i really don't want to do this what if you just try petting that little billy goat hey there little buddy it hit it's head on the bars and passed out no were up to 50,000 thousand and i know how to get us to a hundred beast prepare to take your revenge she pulled the lever and the cases opened and my big sister instinct kicked in i moved dj behind me and i got the animals back in there cages aw luna you ruin the fun you could have got d.j and a lot of people killed if i didn't do that we took a commercial break and were back live welcome back onto the telethon time now to check in with blainly for our new total you bet geoff drumroll please we've crashed three hundred thousand were almost there we had to reach a million now i don't know why cause i wasn't paying attention our next guest will inspire the viewers to call in she's definitely inspired me please welcome the queen of the knuckle sandwich lashawna hey harold baby let's see lashawna's very unique journey to this moment 'we watched all of lashawna's clips' lashawna on behalf of every competitor who's ever been hurt by heather thank you girl you are welcome how did that first slap feel listen taking heather out was fun don't get me wrong but she's still in the game and i'm here i wish i'd smack alehandro uh i know he's the worst with that evil mind and that silky oh evil i got to admit i'm kind of relieved i'm not the only dude whose chick went soft for that alejerkdro let's move on get some stuff that's obviously not working and and this seasons total drama is a musical so if you want to hear lashawna sing call now i sang enough on the show can i dance this time 'for some reason nobody likes lashawna's dancing except me and harold just cause your voice is so great and i know we'd all love to hear what you'd say to alehandro if you had the chance right guys oh yea definitely just sing no need to dance

LeShawna: You think you got me good, okay, maybe you did! You think you rule the game, I guess! But you don't rule a thing, 'cause baby, you're a squid! Whose gone and made a nasty mess!
Bridgette: Yeah!
LeShawna: You lied right to my face, and messed up my head! And ain't that just the way with men? Not you, Harold! I know just how to do it, oh, brother's goin' down! And won't be gettin' up again!
Geoff: Yes!
LeShawna: Sisters, come together now, take 'em down! Sisters, come together now, sort 'em out! Sisters, come together now, make him see what we're all about, whoah-oh! Sisters, come together now, show what's what! Sisters, come together now, help me strut! Sisters, come together now, make him see what we're all about! Revenge!
Luna geoff said getting my attention i knew what he wanted me to do yea i know this song is for the things i couldn't quiet and what has me so messed up
Sleepless nights and cigarettes
My daily dose of internet
And all the things I should have quit
But never did, oh
Evil voices in my head
I woke up in a stranger's bed
I lost my phone in Amsterdam, it's 5 AM

I'm a natural disaster
But even after all that I do
It's you who's gonna be the death of me
And none of this matters
Baby, it's you, it's you

You're bad for my health
I should probably get some help
I can't control myself, I'm addicted to the hell
My heart is gettin' sick from the tar that's on your lips
Yeah, you're bad for my health
You should hurt somebody else
You're bad for my health
I should probably get some help
I can't control myself, I'm addicted to the hell
My heart is gettin' sick from the tar that's on your lips
Oh, baby you're so bad for my health

Diets that I shouldn't try, feels like social suicide
And honestly it's cyanide, I'm bound to die
Been 21 since 17, thanks to all the magazines
And sometimes I just wanna scream and break my screen

I'm a natural disaster
But even after all that I do
It's you who's gonna be the death of me
And none of this matters
Baby, it's you, it's you

You're bad for my health
I should probably get some help
I can't control myself, I'm addicted to the hell
My heart is gettin' sick from the tar that's on your lips
Yeah, you're bad for my health
You should hurt somebody else
You're bad for my health
I should probably get some help
I can't control myself, I'm addicted to the hell
My heart is gettin' sick from the tar that's on your lips
Oh, baby you're so bad for my health

Dear society, you've pushed me to the edge
So here's some clarity (Clarity)
The truth is, you're the one who's always there for me
With my daily dose of internet
And all the things that I should quit but can't
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah

You're bad for my health
I should probably get some help
I can't control myself, I'm addicted to the hell
My heart is gettin' sick from the tar that's on your lips
Yeah, you're bad for my health
You should hurt somebody else
You're bad for my health
I should probably get some help
I can't control myself, I'm addicted to the hell
My heart is gettin' sick from the tar that's on your lips
Oh, baby you're so bad for my health
Leshawna was still dancing you'll donate if she stops well leshawna's gonna keep dancing until you donate another 100 grand what no no it's the only way please hurry i don't know how much longer i can keep this up lashawna fans call in donations so she could stop dancing the bigger the donations the sooner this will end 'we finally got there so everyone stopped dancing what's the official tally update blainly 435 thousand which is less then our half of four billion dollar goal were dead not yet i have an idea but your not going to like it if it will raises money i'm cool with it i swear the only person more popular than bridgette with the female demographic is alehandro is this really necessary uh huh 'they showed clips of alehandro we have 600 hundred thousand dollars we got 721 thousand dollars'our final guest is the only competitor in the history of total drama to get sidelined by fresh from intensive care please welcome everyone's favorite maniac izzy please welcome brainzella izzy came on and acted all smart how are you she said she was ok geoff its all good to go yo izzy long time no party she said hi to geoff and said some other stuff thanks man i try hey where'd the penataly gallery go you'll find out soon but first its time for a brand new aftermath segment brain blast here's how brain blast works you call in with donations and i blitz izzy slash brainzella with skill testing questions the bigger the donation the harder the questions and dudes you're gonna want these questions to be super mega major hard she said more smart stuff its been weeks one wrong answer from izzy slash brainzilla and her straps will unlock ducking her in shark invested water you can't do this she said more smart stuff the last question he asked made the thing come off which brought izzy back and the peanut gallery was hanging over the sharks she hit a bomb with a hammer and it exploded we reached our goal they cleaned up the place then my phone started ringing who is it brigget asked don't worry i answered the phone
Luna:hello
Mal:your very hilarious on tv with those songs and telling them that was duncan you better be glad you didn't mention my name
Luna:'i gulped' when am i getting duncan back
Mal:tomorrow but he might be a little broken
Luna:please don't hurt him anymore than you have
Mal:nah i'm going to do whatever i want to him so he will come to you broken and if i see you you'll get your fair share of what duncan got
Luna:please just don't leave any marks
Mal:i will leave marks on him bye luna
Mal hung up fuck i yelled