Chris daughter alehandro's love story

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I woke up then I checked on Gwen and Duncan then I got dressed alehandro told me what he did it was also Cody's birthday so I knew what Serra was planning we finally landed duncan gwen please stand outside the plane today i said why duncan asked i saw the cake serra made for cody i said oh then yea we will  welcome to Drumheller Alberta a world heritage site it has the wickedest collection of Dinosaur bones on the planet in front Of you is a giant pit with lots of super ancient Dino bones grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life-sized Dino I'm calling it design-a-sor-it me and everyone else groaned I know they should pay me just to come up with titles I'm that good you have two minutes to rifle through the planes cargo hold and grab whatever you can to help build your creations and go I was with alehandro because I was bored and I never got to spend time with him I thought you could use a little visual reminder of what your playing for Serra crumbled the picture better I made many copies to help you vent I'd expect this from that lying two faced husband stealer but Cody kins how could he I'm sure you two will smooth things over after you get rid of heather of course heather is about to become extinct I sighed me and alehandro walked away we started talking is there something your hiding from me Luna he asked no alehandro I said he then sighed come on I know you and Duncan are hiding something he said alehandro that's not something I can tell you and why not he asked because it's private stuff and why's that he asked if you can't accept it then stop talking to me or look for a new girlfriend I said upset Luna I'm sorry he hugged me I'm just worried about you ok I don't want to loose you he said ok then trust me and Duncan to talk to each other without you getting mad or jealous ok ok yea I can do that he said good times up now we'll begin the amazing tour through the ages of imaginary dinosaurs let's start with alehandro I can do better than imaginary this impressive fellow is the allosaurus and yes that's his real name how is that it's real name I asked it's gonna be tough to beat that right out of the gate please I can totally beat that I would like to introduce the glorious Chris-ceratops the Chris-ceratopsian is one talented beast and a real hit with the ladies like it love it luv love I was trying not to laugh at heathers attempt to get my dads vote codster what do you got meet the kodiodon no here meet him first hand get to know him oh kodiodon how could you I rolled my eyes it's really light I came across a whole whack of these and I thought they were really cool there coprolite fossils all right let's call him the uh codyolight Cody no that's not what he meant I said coprolite translates from Ancient Greek copros meaning dung and light meaning stone you mean it's fossilized poop I laughed when they dropped it Serra please rescue us from Cody's suckitude meet the broken Heart-asaurus a tribute to all those who have been betrayed by those they love why is it wearing a party hat because it's your birthday Cody i said it's my birthday it's my birthday I totally forgot I never forget and Serra being the fan girl she is she knows your birthday I said it's so sweet you guys remembered thank you really enough mush it's judgment day which dinos will survive and which ones will be driven to extinction oh and did I mention who the very special judges are you with a pretty shocking twist of course a lie detector dad you have lost your goddamn mind I said sure great idea chris he shocked her your some kind of fucked up dad I said to him Sarcasm doesn't count as a lie it's time to vote for your favorite Dino can't vote for your own of course and you might wanna tell the truth just saying I loved Cody's poop-Asuraus she got shocked yea might wanna tell the truth there heather fine Sierras 's moving Tribute to love and loss was the best and I really like glitter glue I have a whole secret collection of the kinds that comes in pens don't judge me oh we are I rolled my eyes at my dad next I too vote for the dunker amos he got shocked just tell the godame truth and you won't get shocked I said fine I appreciated Serra's genuine emotion good enough next well I'd love to vote for Cody's doo-doo raptor I must vote for vile heathers major kiss up attempt mainly cause I bet my mom will make us build a Chris Saratops in the yard this summer send me some pictures eh I shook my head at my dad next last year my mom and dad forgot my birthday so I got to vote for Serra's glitter-ASauris as the winner Serra gets this handy dandy post digger I wasn't stupid I quickly put Heather behind me because I knew what she was going to try to do don't come over here Serra or you and me will have problems we'll back to resource rich Alberta Canada the interns were supposed to bury these barrels full of maple syrup sugar spiders and rattle snakes long story short the interns buried our reserved fuel barrels instead heather came in second she gets this rusty old prospector kit and Cody takes third place a kiddy pale and shovel your welcome and for coming in dead last how am I last when I created the only realistic dinosaur that has to get me something yea you'd think so first one back with a barrel of my oil wins immunity there must be 20 square miles of badlands it's like looking for a needle in 20 square miles of badlands oh I forgot to mention we'll be pummeling you with the occasional Boulder funny right I was with alehandro dad said I couldn't help him at all and I did hate that Heather came over nice to see you working hard gee thanks I always do hitting on ladies and coasting on their work is hard don't you have things to do want to borrow my killer pick axe I sighed she messing with you alehandro I said really you know what it's probably against the rules forget it goodbye Heather I would go but it's actually really fun seeing you scrambling in the dirt your not usually a last place kind of leave me alone wow somebody got up on the wrong side of first class she then left I then went and joined my dad Serra was the first one to come congratulations Serra you just won yourself immunity cool can I go hangout in the plane for a while but we've got a final three barbecue ready and you get a very rare chance to hang alone with the host with the most I have bigger fish to fry in the form of cake my uncle chef shook his head yea I don't get her either I then heard heather scream so I ran to wear she was holy shit I said under my breath alehandro then came and laughed don't just stand there get me out of here and don't even think about it alehandro that barrel is mine the bell went off you gotta be kidding me guess what my dad said
Alejandro: I left...
Bridgette stuck to a pole,
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul,
Made even Courtney lose control,
Now, I'm going to leave you...
...wedged up in a hole.
This is how we will end it.
This game we have played!
This is how we will end it.
Your bill must be paid!
Heather: Ooooooh!
Shouldn't have mocked you for having to dig.
Help me out, and I'll be your human drill-rig.
Alejandro: You think I'm gonna fall for that?!
Ain't a tea party...
... it's combat!
This is how we will end it.
This game we have played!
This is how we will end it.
Your bill must be paid!
Heather: Ooooooh!
I'm wedged in a hole! This isn't right!
If I'm goin' down, make a fair fight!
It's beneath you-ou, to abandon a girl in a ditch!
Offer me my dignity; I haven't got a stiiiiiiiitch!
Please, Alejandro. You and I have been the greatest adversaries this game has ever seen!
Is this how you wanna win it -- because I got jammed into a pit by a stupid rock?
Is that the victory you want!?
Alejandro: (sadly) I left...
Bridgette stuck to a pole.
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul.
Made even Courtney lose control.
But I can't leave you...
...wedged in a hole.
This is not how we'll end it.
This game we have played!
This is not how we'll end it.
But there's a bill to be paid! He finally took her out could you put me down now he put her down they made a deal that Heather won't vote alehandro Luna are you forgetting something no I don't know what your talking about I said Luna yes you do come on I sighed fine
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little girl and she drank all day
Friends called her stupid and her brothers called her gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was her friend, she didn't have another
Vicodin her vice, her real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made her blossom (yup)
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little girl and she cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get her laid
SHe downed another bottle 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was her friend, she didn't have another
Vicodin her vice, her real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made her blossom (yup)
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
We finally got back to the plane she brought out the cake thank god Duncan and Gwen were right beside me because the plane exploded Serra had to leave I walked up to my dad are you going to be on dad I said yea it's just a plane at least your ok I smiled yea