Chris daughter alehandro's love story

walk like an Egyptian part 1

That's what she's wearing without the braclets ring and necklace) this is Luna talking (Luna thinking to herself)
Season three of total drama folks the world is gonna be mine sea to shining sea sadly I'm forced to share my world with a three ring traveling freak show they'll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars so let's meet our players Cortney Duncan Heather Gwen lawshana ugh are there reserved seats i.e can I have are not behind Heather "pony hair" pony hair um my extensions are human hair you learn something new every day Lindsey Owen dj and Harold guys sweet strawberry preserves no he's afraid of flying remember aerophobia the Latin as opposed to aero nausea phobia the fear of air sickness keep up the fascinating facts and I'm going to be aero nauseous all over you and returning favorites Noah Cody and yo yo this year's winner is in the house bus I mean run way where's the plane eh I know right let's fly whoo watch out yup Izzy's back also returning this season Tyler and the co-host of total drama aftermath: brigget yo Chris you forgot to introduce me and ezikial and now to mix things up and keep it all fresh we're adding three new competitors he's an honorable student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to charm the pants off most speacies alehandro perhaps I can assist wowee i-i-i have a boyfriend and amigos please allow me wow eh I like girls and shes a suger addicted super fan with 16 total drama blogs Serra oh my gosh I love you guys and this is the greatest moment of my life and anybody have a paper bag I can breath into oh my gosh Cody I've dreamet of this moment only you weren't wearing a shirt now the last competitor I know her she has a cousin here she's been to juvi Luna I started walking down the bus once I stopped I felt like I was being takeled I saw Noah my best friend brigget my cousin and my partner in crime Duncan hugging me hey guys  they let go and yes shes my daughter she's competing but not for the money just to be with me *rolls eyes* sure cause I always enjoy your company when I'm aggervated *laughs*(that was Noah) I heard the plane coming what the exscuse me but I like to express some concerns about the safety of our plane relax it's perfectly safe now boarding no I can't ride that call the United Nations call a cab call my mom no I'm not doing this I'm out this is an ethical i grabbed a frying pan and hit Owen on the head anybody body else got a problem with it cause I don't think Luna will mind hitting another person no love it dibs on the window seat now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones were saving you a frist class seat for all the action right here on total drama world tour seriously are you fucking kidding me *mummbels*  we were in the plane singing really I thought Chris was joking about that well I don't have a proplem with it yea cause you like singing well we don't girls sing little bridies sing Duncan's and Luna's don't think I'll get to beat box I'll beat you if you try why are you doing this to us singing reality shows are huge and the worst the singing the higher the ratings Wich is why on this show there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warning any who this is the dining area where you'll enjoy inflight meals not for long eh prepare to loose to the Zeke ok so not trying to be mean here but you do know you got voted out frist last time right word and I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again I'm stronger faster smarter chatter blabber can't shut up now zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight is there a ladies room just through there good cause I gotta make a deposit (poor poor lawshana) loosing teams will enjoy economy class accommodations ok but we're are our beds Owen care to demonstrate no plane that does not look comfortable no comfort for losers safety harnesses and emergency exit but no comfort here or here here hahaha omg Chris I'm just lol kill me now we should hit the winners compartment eh cause I ain't never gonna sit back here ha never is never your policy on mouth wash to home school *laughs* this is the frist class cabin of each weeks winners now this is the kinda of accommodations ladies deserve there are ladies in frist class oh me you mean me that guy is as smooth Mama's gravy lindseys supposed to like me nobody can compete with gravy Lindsey I can do a hand stand epic fail oh my gosh poor I'm blanking on his name I know alehandro that's my name and what a nice name alehandro I could say it all day please do *wispers* womenizer  hmm wasn't talking to you we went to me and my dad's quarters  whoa where are we now a grand piano wood burning pizza oven four person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters how do I win this my fair lawshana loves a hot tub whoa whoa slow your role that ain't happening these are me and Luna's quarters and there off limits clear crystal oh Chris Luna I heart your limits that's pretty much it I skipped the cargo hold and gallery but I'm sure you'll find those exiting destinations later when I accidentally lock you in them brigget fell onto alehandro's lap senorita are you ok is the earth moving no we are one more thing I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony takes place right in there my friends if you don't receive a barf bag full of air line issue peanuts I got a allergy yo or like a sensitivity you will be forced to take the drop of shame ok I just don't like like this *grabes ezikial and throws him out* we started leaving hey good one now slow down and let me back in all eleminations are final bro every second we're getting closer to adventure and further from mama Cody emmit Jamison Anderson and Luna McLean black don't say my last name i'm getting it changed (she's talking about the black part) I also happen to know Luna's brithday I August 17 2004 so she's a leo (is it bad that I put my real birth date and my zodiac sign?) Noah yea kill me no can do dammit when ever you hear that friendly little bell it's musical number time so let's hear it but what are we supposed to sing you have to make it up as you go wouldn't be challenging other wise would it oh and Luna you dont have to sing these songs but at the end you have to sing your own song yea yea
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