Chris daughter alehandro's love story

aftermath:brigget over troubled waters

I was on aftermath ready for some totally dramatic aftermath i'm Geoff blanie lee stacy ander o halleroan [idk how the hell to spell her name] and i'm luna today were here to talk about total drama world tour we've got the juiciest dirt and the dirtiest everything you ever wanted to hear dished about season three plus special guset wicked suprises but first lets introduce my friends you mean the other sad bystanders who can't even play this season so not cool easy please welcome the total drama peanut gallery luna since you barly talk can you do it s-sure eva Sadie and katie trent Justin and beth so how does everybody feel about the fact that it's geoff's fault your all out of the game its not his fault he didn't know that was going to happen thanks luna but hey I tried to organize us into a rescue party for the bus of doom and now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone eles play for the million I threw a great constolation party with a piñata yea that was my gutar I kept telling you bing on that show is way to tough on the bode and I don't need a million dollars got it what about the free trip around the world with chris and chef tortering us no thank you um daughter standing  right here your nothing like him well you haven't seen that side of me any regrets you kidding i'd way rather host this aftermath then suffer through more drama ok ok let's not do that we better get onto our first segment huh we'll be spending time with every one whos left the show since the season began everyone we could find at least because two ex contestants have gone a wall which leaves us to our new segment as desined by me total drama fugitives after refusing to sing Duncan was the first contestant in total drama history only luna will know where he is do you yes yes I do i'm not telling you why for his and my safety what don't worry about it ok but Duncan didn't come home no he coulden't have he was last seen falling out the total drama plane no it didn't happen we looked at all these fake sittings so I grew worried and we talked to this kid we saw a video this time is that him Luna then I saw someone chasing him shit what nothing where is Duncan now nobody can find him not even everyone's handsome host Chris McLain Chris is looking for Duncan Chris has the entire total drama machine looking for Duncan Luna I was crying hey what's wrong my dad made a deal to protect Duncan and so did I didn't protect him I failed him fuck protect him from what its a who and I don't want to talk about it todays aftermath gusse Harold your half right I was pale i'm talking about our other gusse oh we have another guest yes you two know her surfer vegetarian blond oh yea who was that again Brigget your girlfriend the one who made out on tv with Alehandro and then kissed a pole Beth your right please welcome our soulful surfer who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes Harold come on out dude welcome to the show Harold who is our first guest please sit it's time for your journey video fine I can wait we watched all of Harold's clips hey it's time for Harold to sing your going to do that to him now a reunion of your band the drama brothers right here on the aftermath great idea Justin wha  I know your a huge fan but this might be over the top guys its cool I could use some back up for this what about cody he's part of the band already covered i'd like to send this one out to lawshana
You might think I know it all
And maybe I'm heading for a fall
I'm just that branaic guy
Left alone to sit and cry

Honey
I have some questions for you first
Girl
Take some time to school me
Quinch my thirst
For knowlege
Cause gosh
I just gotta know

How'd you get so hot? (Baby)
You're so smoking hot(Baby)

My physics know how I got hooked
I'm explaining why your butt's so dupe
You bend my space time continuem
Then you shake what your mama give you

I don't even hardly know your name
Cause when you walk in the room,nobody looking the same
Baby,baby,baby (Beat boxing)

Alright, I demand a scientific investagtion
If you're even from the human nation
I swear,you're changing my molecular structure
With all sexy iums,you make my heart rumcure.
Luna we heard you can sing fine I'll sing this is for someone in juvi
I did change the lyrics a little)
I'm not a bad guy
So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright?
Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright?
If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright?
Alright?