Drunk Old Guy
Hey, bitch!
Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep.
Guess you didn't get any sleep last night.
No shit, Captain Obvious.
What the hell is your problem?
My problem is you being a fucking idiot.
What are you talking about?
You.
I literally just said that!
Whatever 🙄
Don't roll your eyes at me.
Don't forget what I did for you last night.
WHAT?!
Um...
This number is currently unavailable please check to see if you typed in the right contact.
Nice try.
What are you talking about?
Nothing important. 😳
No...go on Cassandra what did you do for me last night.
As far as I can recall, I was drunk last night.
Then put two and two together and shut the fuck up so I can wallow in self-pity alone.
What could I have possibly done that makes you so mad at me?
You said things.
They couldn't have been that bad.
You did something.
What?!
I can't tell you.
Figure it out on your own.
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?!
Figure it out.
All I did was drunk call you last night.
You really don't remember, do you?
Why the fuck do you think I'm asking?
For convenience.
This just makes everything worse.
You know what I'm changing the subject.
And I'm changing my phone to silent mode.
What the fuck?!
When I am ever going to meet you?
You already have. 🙄
No.
Right, because you were drunk and now you have the memory of an old person with short-term memory loss.
Holy...Fuck?!
Now, do you remember dumbass?
Cassie, I am so sorry.
Mmhmm
I really am.
I'm sorry if I made you mentally or physically attracted to me in any way.
What the fuck?!
Just admit it.
You had the hots as soon as you saw my face.
No.
You're a pain.
Also, it was more the other way around.
How so?
As far as I'm concerned I was drunk and still don't know what you look like.
Says the clingy man.
I am not clingy.
"I really want to wake up with you in my arms,"
Sounds pretty damn clingy to me.
Sounds pretty sus that you remember that sentence although I have no recollection of it.
Whatever makes you look less guilty, Lover Boy.
You never answered my question.
When am I gonna met you..."again"?
When you apologize.
I'm sorry.
And mean it!!!
My dear beloved Cassie, who I adore so much, I am so sorry for making you angry at me. Please forgive me or I will live in eternal grief of losing my one true love.
Hmmm...fine.
But only because of that perfectly made fake apology.
🥳
🙄
{Created: May 20, 2022, at 11:50 am}
[Published: May 20, 2022, at 12:37 pm]
Word count: 400 Words
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