Redbye - Series Three (2022)

Episode 344 (10/10/22)

Molly: Previously On Redbye
Sarah: So you know how you'll be missing the wedding?
Nana: Yeah.
Sarah: Why don't you watch via livestream?
Lorraine: I have no other choice but to relive you from duty of headteacher at Redbye High.
Isla: What?!
Lorraine: You heard me Isla.
Luca points at Katja, he puts his hand next to her head & clenches his fist.
Luca: Boom.
REDBYE
In the village:
Luca watches Katja, he looks at Macca, they nod at each other.
In the church:
Freddie looks at his watch.
Freddie: Where is she?
Mai: Don't worry she'll be here!
Bannaboat: She's probably broken a nail or something.
Freddie: I hope it's nothing serious.
In the Taylor's:
Celine: Where is it?! Ugh!
Tina: It's an eyelash chill out!
Celine looks at Tina.
Celine: I can't turn up to the alter looking like this can I?!
Roisa: For gods sake.
Sarah: Sod the frigging eyelashes, just go to the church as you are.
Roisa: There it is!
Celine: Where?!
Roisa: On the windowsill!
Celine runs over when a crow picks it up.
Celine: No! Bastard!
Sarah: What?
Celine: The bloody crow has nicked my eyelash!
Sarah: A crow?
Celine: We need to get it!
Roisa: I need a wee.
Tina: I need a drink.
Tina slams her head into a pillow.
Celine: There's only one thing to do.
Sarah: & that is?
Celine: Where's the ladder?
Sarah: What?
Celine: Where is it?
Sarah: In the airing cupboard.
She goes in the cupboard & takes out a ladder she goes into the garden & puts it against a tree.
Roisa: Is she serious?
Sarah: Afraid so.
Roisa: All this for an eyelash. An eyelash.
Tina: Where's the bloody vodka?!
Celine reaches for the tree.
In the village:
Lorraine: Thanks for meeting me. I now realise hiring Isla in your place wasn't the smartest of ideas!
Louis: I honestly don't know what she saw in her plans. Segregation via gender? Public punishment? It's just-
Lorraine: Medieval?
Louis: Yep!
Lorraine: You're back in place as head.
Louis: Seriously?
Lorraine: Yeah.
Louis: Thank you Lorraine.
Lorraine: No problem.
Louis: I'm gonna sort everything, make Redbye High good again, with a relaunch.
Lorraine: Relaunch?
Louis: Before Isla came along, we put money into a new facility for the school.
Lorraine: A new facility?
Louis: Yeah, all that state of the art modern crap for the uni students.
Lorraine: I don't think I was informed of this?
Louis: We were gonna come to you with the idea, but then-
Lorraine: I see.
Louis: & I was thinking of calling it Redbye academy.
In the café:
Maddie: Noreen?
Noreen: Yeah.
Maddie: If you knew something bad was going to happen & you might not even be able to stop it would you still intervene?
Noreen: Why what's happened?
Maddie looks down & cries.
Maddie: It's happening again.
Noreen: What is love?
Maddie: What happened to Arlo, It's happening again.
She gasps.
-I don't know what to do.
Noreen: Oh love.
In the Taylor's:
Roisa: Get down Celine! Just forget about the eyelash!
Celine: No the cheeky sod won't let go of it.
Sienna starts crying.
Sarah: She needs changing.
Celine: Then do it!
She reaches.
-Listen here you-
Sarah rolls her eyes.
-You silly git! Give me my flaming eyelash now!
The crow squawks.
Roisa: You know what there's an easy way to sort this.
Sarah: W-
Roisa walks over & kicks the tree, the crow flies of & drops the eyelash.
Roisa: Sorted!
She goes to grab it when the wind blows, taking the eyelash with her.
Celine: No!
Sarah: Cabs here!
Celine gets down & takes the eyelash off.
In the village:
They get in the car, it drives off.
Luca & Macca smile.
In the Taylor's:
Freddie: Celine?
He sees the back door, he goes out.
In the garden:
Freddie: Celine?
In the village:
Luca takes a glass bottle with a cloth in it out of his pocket.
In the café:
Maddie: Hello? Police please.
In the village:
Luca sets the cloth on fire & throws it at The Kaczmarek's.

End of episode.

CAST (in order of appearance)
Luca Larson
Katja Kaczmarek
Macca Ranger
Freddie Crimson
Mai Lau
Bannaboat
Celine Taylor
Tina Taylor
Roisa Taylor
Sarah Taylor
Lorraine Summerhew
Louis Davidson
Maddie Morahan
Noreen Nolan
Sienna Crimson