Redbye - Series Three (2022)

Episode 400 (25/12/22)

Celine: Previously On Redbye:
Celine: You scared I might tell everyone that your gonna help her die?
Everyone gasps.
-Yep! That's right! He's agreed to help Joanie die!
Nana: GET OUT NOW!
Sarah gets up & points in Celine's face.
Sarah: You are no longer a part of this family.
Celine: Mum...
She cries.
Rob: That goes in the dishwasher.
Madison: What?
Rob: Pardon.
Maddison: Pardon?
Rob: If the spoons dirty, don't just put it in the sink & leave it there, p-
Madison: I was gonna put it in the dishwasher after I'd finished my d-
Rob: It goes into the dishwasher, so do it.
Maddison: I'll do it after I've had my dr-
Rob: NOW.
Layla: Ow! No! Stop it! Please no!
Tony: What are you doing?
Layla: You just raped me.
Tony: What?
Layla dials 999.
Layla: Here's what's gonna happen. You turned me down so only one thing is left, you leave or I send this voice recording to the police.
Tony: Fine. But you let me have Christmas Day with my family.
Layla: Deal.
REDBYE
Fairytale of New York by The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl plays.
Freddie sits on a box in the village.
Freddie: (singing) It was Christmas Eve babe In the drunk tank An old man said to me, won't see another one And then he sang a song The Rare Old Mountain Dew I turned my face away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one Came in eighteen to one I've got a feeling This year's for me and you So happy Christmas I love you baby I can see a better time When all our dreams come true.
Freddie looks up at Destiny, The camera goes up to Destiny, The door to Destiny opens, Celine is stood under a unlit christmas display wearing a Santa dress & hat, she pulls a gold rope, they light up.
Celine: (singing)  They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve You promised me Broadway was waiting for me You were handsome.
Freddie stands in the doorway.
Freddie: (singing) You were pretty, Queen of New York City.
He takes her hand, they dance.
Both: (singing) When the band finished playing
They howled out for more Sinatra was swinging All the drunks they were singing We kissed on a corner Then danced through the night The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing Galway Bay And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day.
The camera fades into the Foster's, Madison is sat on the sofa.
Madison: (singing) You're a bum. You're a punk.
Rob goes up to her ear.
Rob: (singing) You're an old slut on junk, Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed.
Madison: (singing) You scumbag, you maggot, your cheap & your haggard, Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it's our last.
Both: (singing) The boys of the NYPD choir Still singing Galway Bay And the bells are ringing out For Christmas Day.
The camera fades into the Jackson's where Layla is sat in an armchair watching Rae & Tony watch tv under a quilt on the sofa.
Layla: (singing) I could have been someone
Tony: (singing) Well so could anyone
Layla: (singing) You took my dreams from me when I first found you
Tony: (singing) I kept them with me babe I put them with my own Can't make it all alone
Rae: (singing) I've built my dreams around you.
The camera fades into the Scarlett Red Tavern.
Maddie is dressed as an Angel.
Maddie: (singing) The boys of the NYPD choir
Still singing Galway Bay And the bells are ringing out For Christmas Day
Ace, Freddie & Britney sit around the tree, Jenny & Celine sit on the sofa, Celine is holding Sienna.
Toyah: Mummy!
Madison: Morning baby.
Rob: Toyah, calm down.
Lee: It's gonna be quiet.
Nana: Just the three of us.
Sarah: Yeah.
Nana: & I wouldn't want it any other way.
Tony zips up a bag.
Rae: Morning babe!
Tony: Hey.
He smiles & laughs as he hides the bag under a quilt.
Rae: I love you.
Tony: I love you too.
They kiss, she leaves the room, his phone chimes a message from Layla reads - tick tock, he sighs & puts the phone down.
In the Crimson's:
Fairytale of New York stops playing.
Ace unwraps a present.
Ace: Oh! It's the one I wanted!
Britney: She would've gotten the wrong game if it wasn't for me!
Jenny: Oh leave off. Celine, you wanna open one?
Celine: Um, yeah sure.
She grabs a present & opens it.
-Bottle of perfume.
She smiles, she tears up.
-Thanks.
She wipes her eyes.
-Sorry, I've just never spent Christmas outside of the family home before.
Jenny: Don't worry darling, it's only 8, I don't start cooking till 10.
Britney: Freddie, do you want to go next?
Freddie: Yeah.
Jenny: Listen darling, you've got us around you ok? Don't worry about having to hide away.
Celine: Thank you Jenny.
She smiles.
In the Jackson's:
Tony shoves the bag under the sofa. Scarlett opens her bedroom door.
Rae: Hey!
Scarlett: Merry Christmas!
Tony: Merry Christmas mum!
Rae: Happy Christmas.
Scarlett: I think I'm gonna start the best day of the year how I always do.
Tony: Don't.
Rae: What?
Scarlett: Baby pics.
Rae gasps.
Rae: I bet you were a bonny baby.
Scarlett: Come & help me look for them would you?
Rae: Yeah sure!
They go up the stairs, Tony cries & grabs a bit of paper, he writes on it.
Tony: (voice) Mum, I've had to leave the village, please don't be angry with me but maybe one day I can tell you, give Rae the present under the tree from me & tell I her I love her & mum... I love you too.
He wipes his eyes as a tear hits the paper, staining it, he puts the sheet down & takes the bag from under the sofa & leaves, the door slams.
In the Crimson's:
Celine: Freddie?
Freddie: Yeah?
Celine: I'm gonna nip out for a walk.
Freddie: Do you want us all to go? Family walk n all?
Celine: Nah, I'm alright thanks.
Freddie: Ok.
They kiss, she leaves.
In the Taylor's:
Sarah, Lee & Nana sit around the table.
Nana: Well this is nice, just the three of us.
Lee: & that's how it's probably gonna stay because of Celine.
Nana: Listen-
She takes Sarah & Lee's hand.
-This will probably be my last Christmas & I want us to enjoy it ok? Regardless of family antics. That girl will come back when she is ready.
In the Foster's:
Madison: I was thinking we could go out for a drink?
Rob: Why?
Madison: Because it's Christmas.
Rob: You wanna see those little friends of yours don't you?
Madison: What friends?
Rob: Scarlett & Sarah.
Madison: They're not my friends, I went out with them once. Christ I can't even make friends in this place.
Rob: What was that?
Madison: Nothing. I said nothing.
Rob: Good.
In the village:
Celine stands outside of the Taylor's.
Melanie: I hope you don't have any intention of going in there.
Celine: What?
Melanie: I heard what you did, it were so wrong of you.
Celine: Listen Melanie, I don't think your family are angels, do you? Camerons in prison, Katy had an affair with Rose's boyfriend, Bobby & Katy were also too stupid to see what was going on in their daughter's head & your being s guardian to your nephew... hardly the perfect family.
Melanie: W-
Celine: & remind me when was the last time you saw your Zoe?
Melanie: I'm on my way to see her now.
Celine: Is that so?
Melanie: Yeah.
Celine: Well off you pop then!
Melanie walks away. Celine walks up to the door, she goes to knock.
-Hi mum, happy Christmas, I came to see you, you happy to see me?
She puts her hand on her head.
-No. Not at all.
White Christmas by Kelly Clarkson plays.
She sighs & walks away.
In the Crimson's:
Jenny: Where'd she go on this walk anyway?
Freddie: I don't know,
Jenny: I'm plating up in half an hour.
Ace: It's snowing!!
Britney: What?
Ace: It's snowing!
They run into the garden & look up, they smile.
In the village:
Snow begins to fall, Celine cries & walks away.
In the Foster's:
Madison stares out the window, Rob closes the curtain.
Rob: Dinner.
Madison: Jesus Rob, I was just looking at the snow.
Rob: I don't care.
Madison: It's Christmas! Can't you just let your wife & your daughter have fun!
Toyah: Mummy, can I go in the garden & play in the snow?
Madison: Course baby.
She grabs her coat.
Rob: What are you doing?
Madison: Letting my daughter go out in the snow.
Rob: Give me that.
He grabs the coat.
Madison: Rob! Let go!
He tugs on the jacket, ripping it out of Madison'a hands, however in the process he hits Toyah in the face who is stood behind him, she cries.
Rob: Look what you've done.
In the Taylor's:
Sarah, Lee & Nana clink their glasses.
In the Scarlett Red Tavern flat:
Scarlett & Rae come down the stairs.
Rae: Tony?
Scarlett sees the sheet, she picks it up.
Scarlett: Rae!
Rae looks.
Tony: (voice) Mum, I've had to leave the village, please don't be angry with me but maybe one day I can tell you, give Rae the present under the tree from me & tell I her I love her & mum... I love you too.
Scarlett puts the paper down.
Scarlett: Oh god.
She cries, Rae hugs her.
Rae: Why'd he do this? Why would he do it?!
A tear falls from her eye.

End of episode.

CHARACTERS (in order of appearance)
Freddie Crimson
Celine Crimson
Madison Foster
Rob Foster
Layla Longhurst
Tony Jackson
Rae Wilson
Maddie Morahan
Ace Crimson
Britney Crimson
Jenny Crimson
Sienna Crimson
Toyah Foster
Scarlett Jackson
Sarah Taylor
Nana Taylor
Lee Taylor
Melanie Dean

White Christmas stops playing.

🎄THE WRITER OF REDBYE WISHES EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS🎅