SEVEN
MEET JUSTIN
01/01/2022
New Year's Day
10:50 am
Dear Diary
I know I've promised to steer clear of boys until I'm one of the richest journalists with over a million dollars in her bank account, but I think now is the time to also start considering facts.
Fact 1: I was 19 and heartbroken when I made that promise—and now I'm 24 and I'm still broken-hearted—not just in the heart department.
Fact 2: All my friends are having baby showers and they don't look like they need a million dollars to be happy.
Fact 3: My mum has threatened to send me out of the house if I refuse to bring a male friend by mistake into the house; I think she fears I'm a lesbian or something.
Fact 4: This Justin guy seated right next to me isn't bad at all.
When I got into his car and I'm talking way before his car broke down, I got in with one thing and only one thing in mind: reaching my destination via free transportation, and I feared that he was going to go cliché on me and try to ask me out because of a free car seat but surprisingly, he's been chill. Very chill if I might add and it turns out he naturally picks up random God-fearing-looking strangers; I can attest to that—judging by the suspicious look I'm getting from the elderly woman he picked up some minutes ago, and the 17-year old-ish school student he picked up several minutes as well—or wait a minute!...are we being kidnapped?!
Oh God...Oh God...Oh God!
I need to ask a few questions and take a few precautions.
Bye for now
Pray for your Dearest Shaniqua
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Diary of the Crazy Shaniqua Bello
HumorShaniqua Bello is a 24 year old graduate navigating through life in the busy city of Lagos and THIS is her diary.
