EIGHTEEN
POWDER ROOM 201/01/2022
New Year's Day
7:20 pm
Dear Diary
Someone clearly had a little too much to eat; hence the slight but rude interruption.
Anyways, it didn't end there, when RMD finally sighted me at the party and I stopped to talk to him; Elvis appeared out of nowhere to remind me that I needed to call all the numbers in the Bible of a call log before the end of the day—it was so demeaning and ridiculous of him.
Elvis Boss
Where the hell are you?I need to leave this place right now—besides, it's literally beginning to smell like expensive shit in here.
Bye for now
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Diary of the Crazy Shaniqua Bello
فكاهةShaniqua Bello is a 24 year old graduate navigating through life in the busy city of Lagos and THIS is her diary.