FIFTY
SHAMELESSTuesday
10:14 pm
Dear, Diary
"That's what? the second car that's dropping you off in one year! Looks moving up in life!—and it's only been two days oo!; what are we expecting tomorrow? A Bentley? Or is it a G-Wagon?"
"Probably an Okada." was my response to my shameless elder sister who'd been peeping at me through the window. She was so shameless that Justin pointed her out and when I turned to look, she waved with her teeth out like she wasn't already super embarrassing enough.
"And that... is my elder sister, Shantel." I announced in exasperation, waving back at my sister except I had a piss of look plastered on my face, God! Bebi I felt super mortified.
"She's pretty." He lied and I told him that he didn't have to. "But she actually is very pretty," he fought on and I kept telling him that he didn't have to be nice because everyone know Shantel was too unattractive. "It's just the sister syndrome working in you. You think your sister unattractive because you've spent most of your life with her— but I'm telling you that my friends will drool over this girl I'm looking at." He said and I'began to wonder if he was right and if he was secretly drooling himself. I informed him. "Haba!" He chuckled and my God, Bebi! He's so fine as hell when he chuckles like that.
"I had a great time." I confessed to him with a smile on my face as I begged the dear God in heaven that he didn't try to kiss me or something— not only because I knew my sister was still shamelessly having a field night watching us, but because— maybe I had such a nice time with him and I hoped this went on and him trying to kiss me would only ruin the chance of that ever happening because I know myself— I'll punch him deep.
Thankfully, he didn't even try to peck me. He just told me to have a nice night rest and made a joke about how I didn't want my jealous boss to sack me tomorrow— don't worry I'll give you the full gist later, let me handle this shameless sister of mine and get out of this tight bra first.
See you in the room.
The tired Shaniqua
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Diary of the Crazy Shaniqua Bello
HumorShaniqua Bello is a 24 year old graduate navigating through life in the busy city of Lagos and THIS is her diary.