THIRTY-SEVEN
LIAR
Tuesday
12:20 pm
Dear, Diary
Ah, Bebi! This big-toothed girl has crossed my line and I'll show her correct pepper.
Could you believe that she had the nerve to lie directly to my face?
I came back exactly 10 minutes after leaving to get my bottle of Coke and well, eggroll—eggrolls; and I met a fuming Elvis leaning on the reception counter with his face rounded up like the insides of a cow.
"Where did you go to?!" He thundered and I directed his eyes to the items in my hands, only for him to say, "Why did you go out without letting anyone aware?"
"Ah Ahn, didn't I tell you I was going out?" I turned to Lil miss 'Eyin Nla' seated there with her ugly blouse and big teeth before her.
"No! I'd never have approved of that; everyone here knows that lunch break doesn't start until 2 o'clock." She said and immediately avoided my eyes and placed them quickly on the computer screen in front of her.
"Swear with your teeth!" I spat out angrily and we both turned to a snorting Elvis who clearly found my words funny judging by the smile on his face.
The idiot was fine sha let me not lie.
He quickly gathered himself and said, "This is a professional establishment and I don't know if you need to meet Pipelola here for the rules and regulations, but you cannot be going in and out as you please, is that clear?"
"Yes, sir." I nodded and threw Madam Big Bite a mean stare.
As soon as Elvis left, she had the nerves to raise her mouth to speak but you trust me now, I no kukuma get sense—I hushed her with a raise of my hands and gritted the words, "Ejo! Ebawa keyin wole!" And I watched in satisfying relief as she froze while slowly reaching her teeth with pain written all over her face. That'll teach her not to mess with "Big Shaniqua."
The boss is calling me now, he'll not allow someone eat egg-roll in peace. TTYL.
Big Shaniqua
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Diary of the Crazy Shaniqua Bello
HumorShaniqua Bello is a 24 year old graduate navigating through life in the busy city of Lagos and THIS is her diary.
