I'm playing the game of me. The joysticks are stiff. The TV sits before me, a static haze throughout the landscape. Blurry and distorted. The sound, muffled, distorting at times. It's so hard to game when you barely can understand what you are doing. There's no purpose to this glitchy mess. This game, it's almost unplayable. Just an unfinished project, waiting to be tossed. No one has hope in the project, because it's such a lost cause. The console's insides are corroded. Must've been all the water damage. It cries with pain as the game keeps getting played, but going nowhere.
Toss the system.
Just buy a new one.
