Satans inspiring dream

The fall...

Me and Groin stood on the first platform. We looked down and saw this rainbow void. We knew that if we fell, it would be the end. The first obstacle was a bunch of colorful square blocks that you had to jump over. One by one we crossed over, making it to the next platform. The next obstacle was four arrows pointing up, down, left, and right. I went first. When I was about to finish however, my pinky and Index toes started to cramp up and caused me to slip... "SATAN!!!" Yelled groin. He viciously ran over to try and grab my arm. But it was too late... However, as Groin was trying to save me, he leaned over too much and fell alongside me... It felt like we were falling for ages until we finally stopped. We ended up in a dark room... I was so scared that I shit myself (literally). Groin saw the shit leak through my pants. He said, "hmmm it's chunky with a purpleish color. You should get checked for bowel cancer." I just looked at him while pulling down my pants. I needed to clean off the shit off from my pants and my butthole. I took off my shirt and started wiping. Groin offered to help me, so I let him. I leaned over in a downward dog position and gave the shirt to groin. He started wiping my ass. He spat and licked it too to make it easier to wipe. Once we cleaned off everything from my butthole and my pants, I got dressed again and started walking forward. I noticed a light in the distance, until groin saw something unexpected...